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<lp|41-out> see, i have a number, so i dont need to be all like kane`out
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The Wair Bitch | - 10.31.1999
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erm, Blair Witch....
I watched the movie the first time, Was crap
watched it again and followed the story closer and was a whole lot better.
Watching a special on the Sci-Fi Channel about it and it has me wandering if there really is a legend of a blair witch or if the whole thing was created in some writers mind. Anybody got any info on this drop me a line (preferabley not in noose form)
Presto


Halloween, Hallowen, whatever :) | - 10.31.1999
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Hey, don't knock the English language. If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking Spanish. Though if it wasn't for you we'd be speaking German.... At least we haven't had any Trick or Treaters, thank God. The quote is by Micheal Caine in Mona Lisa BTW.

Everybody Hates me once in a while
TheShadow


Try "Halloween" | - 10.31.1999
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Uh shadow try "halloween" not "hallowen" ;) Let me guess...it's the british spelling...ya well who here is british huh? what's that? BritishTS? oh shaddup...eh screw it...

Hmmmm this is going no where...anybody else here british? ;)
Jaguar


HAPPY HALLOWEN | - 10.31.1999
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No no no, Jag thats the Millenium when we have total destruction, remember nukes, big bang? Anyhow, just thought I'd wish all you guys a Happy Hallowen and everything.
How many times do I have to say, I would like FTP access? Am I going to have to bribe Presto again >;o). Anyhow, I got the contest going on tumsun, might start one for Christmas here, have to see how time and money goes.

Show me the money!
TheShadow


Beware of impending destruction | - 10.30.1999
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*wonders what staff will do to this site on halloween*

Mental Note: Beware of impending destruction...10...9...8...
Jaguar


mmmmmAHHHH!!! | - 10.30.1999
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AHHHHH!! Dangit, what the heck is going on? Seems as though EVERY site I go to I hear something about "there is no spoon"...AHHHH!!

Even while visiting my site (http://hfc.blurzero.com), to my horror, this appeared in our quote generator:
"...There is no spoon..." -Spoon Boy
This is odd...very odd....
Jaguar


There's no spoon knife or fork... | - 10.30.1999
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Heck there is no damn silverware around here any more :) Couldn't notice you too dukin' it out here. Just thought I'd chip in ( Notice: point of post is to chip in ). How do you know he was refering to the Matrix? How do you know that it wasn't some sort of running joke?Anyway, I need to get back to my 3ft-3ric-proof-leadlined-bunker.

'They put one of yours in da hospital, you put one of theirs in da morgue'
TheShadow


Re: Bah | - 10.30.1999
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Notice how it says "And of course, there is no spoon..."? Looks like that's not the first time he said that :)
Jaguar


Content ( Dont hurt me ) | - 10.30.1999
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Whats he still doing here!?! You may ask, well I don't know either, but I figured If I keep this short and to the point I'm not going to get dead in the next 30 seconds. Right. I have finished everything I said I would have done. That includes coding them, so if I could just have FTP access, they will be up before you can say,

'What does this button do?'
TheShadow


Bah | - 10.30.1999
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voodoo's spoon post was yesterday, october 29... i used the phrase like a week or more ago... so there
Alkaline


Warmaker... | - 10.29.1999
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What's your ICQ#? I have three of your contacts on my list and only god knows which one is the right one, so inform me will ya? and don't even THINK of sending a message through all three...

we must end this...NOW - "Command"
Jaguar


Bleh... | - 10.29.1999
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ya sure that's what ya want us to think...come on this isn't the impeachment trials you can speak the truth ya know!
Jaguar


purely coincidental | - 10.29.1999
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I don't ever visit that site and might have once or twice maybe half a year ago. The Matrix is my favorite movie... that's what i'm imitating, not that voodoo extreme site...
Alkaline


Alkaline! I've found you out! | - 10.29.1999
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While visiting the good fella's at VoodooExtreme a few minutes ago, I found out what Alkaline's been talking about...little copy cat, he's a VE follower and he's been copying them, check out this post by Octane Dave:
Well, while Billy's ass is down partying at the GOD Games Nocturne release party, looks like you're stuck with me for a bit longer. Billy may pop in for a few posts later on if he can get the dial-up account working on his laptop. We've got some damn fine content for you guys (and gals) this morning. Our very own game-p1mp Eidolon has whipped up an interview with Terminal Reality's Jeff Mills and Jeff Smith. Plus I've got 4 new Tread Marks shots on the grill for later this morning.

Also coming up in the future for VE hardware, I've got a review of the MSI MS-6167 Athlon motherboard to be posted any day now. A little bit farther down the line I've got a set of the Klipsch ProMedia speakers to take a look at and from the initial impressions, they kick mucho ass. A very good way to structurally test your room in my opinion. And past that on the horizon I've gotten a hold of one of the latest laptops from Micron and I'll put it through the rigourous tests a gamer would require in a portable solution. Good stuff to come IMHO.

And on another more personal note (tired of me ranting yet? =), I'm really looking forward to the 311 concert this sunday here in Atlanta. Should be a really good show, especially having enough time to soak in Soundsystem (the latest CD of theirs). Hope everyone has a damn good TGIF!

And of course, there is no spoon...

Could this be Alkaline???

Oh ya Alkaline, you thought no one'd find out, but I have...oh ya...just look at that last line guys. Hover your mouse over that image for a sec while you write up a comeback (Al). I finally shut Alkaline up about it...now that deserves a promotion.
Jaguar


Reminder | - 10.29.1999
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Reminder:

If you have an TT news, e-mail it to us, there is none, and we need some, cause we report news, theoretically...but if you have any e-mail it to me!
Jaguar


W4s up w1th Kane? | - 10.29.1999
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this just occured to me about Kane41...let's take a closer look at his name...

First, let's "translate it" from h4x0r talk to regular english, you wind up with:

Kanal

Ok, now take away the K...

Anal

Damnit Kane! I knew there was something up with that name!
.font color=veryreddish>[NOTE: I'm just joking as usual, so don't hurt me]
Jaguar


Braves Suck! | - 10.29.1999
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Scared? Chris, what do you think this is the Blair Witch Project? <--(ritorical) Jesus Chris(t)...

and let's DROP THE DAMN SPOON! it's stupid alright? let it go! drop it! put it down! f*ck it! no, wait, don't do that, but you know what I mean!

and in other news...

Atlanta has official been declared "lewsors" after being SWEPT by the Yanks...woohoo!

Hey, I live in NY, what do you expect me to say? (yes my friends, that's retorical too)
Jaguar


Fear the spoon | - 10.28.1999
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Scared Jaguar? You don't know the meaning of scared...
Hahahahahahahaha
[:
Note: red kicks ass, but not as much as blue P:
Chris


Da evil id in Chris...or something... | - 10.27.1999
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(:

Damnit Chris, that looks evil man (::) Scares me ya know 8[

Now, onto the rest of you >]
Jaguar


Re: Real Stuff | - 10.27.1999
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When @$$Wood officially announces it...that's when

[sarcasm]Oh, ya know, 3...maybe 4 years...[/sarcasm]

No! Put that down! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" - guy about to die
Jaguar


General Stuff v5.8 | - 10.27.1999
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Is everyone having a go at me for being a little slow on the real EMP thing? :)Hey this is new to me, I saw it on the History channel (great channel :) And I'm just slow ok?! :)

Real stuff: When do you think we're actually going to start reporting on news. eg, when will WW give us info on TT?!
[-lp-]BritishTS


I get it... | - 10.26.1999
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I got it, I'm just giving you a hard time =) There was one thing about the story that I thought didn't make sense, but I can't remember what... =) Ah well, maybe I'll remember later =)
[-lp-]Oliver


beware james! | - 10.26.1999
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don't mess with ren.zone's pirate! his actual name is p1r8 and he's a l33t and ph34r3d hAx0r. not to mention a member of the elite wAr3z gr0up 'e-fUx0rs' (who are, btw, affiliated with lp :).

on a more relevant note, i like bacon too.
Tim


ROTFLMAO | - 10.26.1999
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Um, for those of you clueless newbies out there (Hiya!), that stands for "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off". This is, in fact, what I am currently doing. Seems like Renegade Zone (for link, see my last update - I'm too lazy to bother with silly HTML tags :o) have decided that our site sucks, and should be spammed. Um, lets see, who gets the most readers again? Oh, that's right.... that'd be us :o)

In related news, a certain person from that site has decided that, in fact, I'm racist - news to me. Gee, that's an original way of bitching at somebody. I would like to assure all of you who aren't Welsh that I don't hate you, except those of you who are in fact English. You will die at the hands of our rugby team very soon - I have foreseen it.
Duoflower


Who took my god damned spoon?!? | - 10.26.1999
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Hey, just a note about the downloads page. Well thanks 2 TheShadow it will be up soon, so send all your downloads to me, wait, shit, I don't even have ftp access. Don't send them to me. Send them to ... someone else.

Why are we all obsessed with spoons? I mean spoons are great and all, but if what Alkaline's telling us is right...and there are no spoons then.... or maybe Alkaline is just a product of the matrix, kind of like Olevetti, then maybe he just wants us to think that they're isn't any spoon?!? I don't know about you but I'm taking up forks (:
Chris


re: the real emp | - 10.26.1999
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british obviously didn't pay attention when watching goldeneye. go watch it again, for more info on emp AND for that hot russian chick (who is played by a dutch actress btw). love.
Tim


You don't get it... | - 10.26.1999
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Here is the exact quote by the boy:

    ďDo not try and bend the spoon. Thatís impossible. Instead . . . only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then youíll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.Ē
See, it's in the matrix that things don't exist. In the "real world", they do. In the matrix, you see what you think is a spoon, yogurt, beef, whatever you want, but it doesn't truely exist. It's your mind being told that it is there. There is no spoon.
Alkaline


Actually WWII | - 10.25.1999
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Actually the US supposudly field-tested an EMP blast in mear the center of the Pacific Ocean by Hawaii...although that was classified as was the Philidelphia Expirement, but that's another story.

Although ya they supposudly tested one in the gulf war, although the Iraquies <--(I'm sure that's not spelled right) might have faked it by accidentally blowing up their main supply depot :)
Jaguar


Yeah... | - 10.25.1999
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I think it's time for me to see the Matrix for the 6th time... although, there were spoons on the Nebackawhateverthingy ship.
[-lp-]Oliver


Beef | - 10.25.1999
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A little thing to add to the beef thingy..
I heard today that the French farmers have been feeding all kinds of stuff to their cattle.Worst thing on the news was human waste! If the french farmers were going out of business i'd hardly blame it on imports.Most of their meet is exported to England. Their is no reason for them not having British Beef imported.
Note: If the French framers were loosing out on business due to English beef (/meet) it'd be because they like our meet better thentheir own!
[-lp-]BritishTS


The REAL EMP | - 10.25.1999
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It seems that the EMP cannon is not as far in the future as you maythink!

I've managed to gain the information that Nukes give off a electro magnetic wave, like the EMP cannon in TS. And that scientistsare trying to find a way of making the EMP without the explosion ofa Nuke. Some reports have suggested that the US feild tested an EMPin the golf war! What is this?!

Warning - The side effects of an EMP on a human are not known!But effects on machines render them useless for an unknown length of time.
[-lp-]BritishTS


Woo I got it!! | - 10.24.1999
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I nominate T1mfor the POSition of "Head Virgin"...who would deal with all the sexual affairs/pr0ps of the site (of which there are many)...any "high-ranking" members of the US government exluded of course...but it could work.

Ya got one vote right here!
Jaguar


Luser of the month | - 10.24.1999
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Yes, yes 3ric, we know you wanted the title, but unfortunately your lameness simply doesn't cut it... This month's prize goes to the news updater at Renegade Zone. For some reason, this site could only hire one updater, and they sorta made a cock-up in who they hired... Pirate is, perhaps, the biggest lamer this community has seen since Dave disappeared in a cloud of dust and excrement. Want to see why? Drop by AGTS sometime and look for the long conversations.... they mostly include some pointless commentary by this moron, often involving Walruses. Sounds stupid? You have no idea......
Duoflower


It wasnt me!! | - 10.24.1999
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I didnt do it i swear!!
Oh, wait, the updating thing with shadow
oops, didnt know
My apologies, blah blah blah, hey, whats this button do?

Presto


Oliver, go watch the matrix | - 10.24.1999
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there is no spoon
Alkaline


Hm? | - 10.24.1999
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Why were TheShadow's updating rights taken away? I didn't give it back to him anyways... I don't even have FTP access, which I would like [*hint hint*]. =)
[-lp-]Oliver


No yogurt? | - 10.24.1999
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So... does this mean there's no site either? I am not typing? Is there me? Or does the 'no' just apply to dairy products (and the "producers of dairy products" too I guess... since there is no beef) and utencils?
[-lp-]Oliver


Does it matter? | - 10.24.1999
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You can take them away, again, if you want now. All I wanted to do was announce what was going on in the Content Dept, and unwind a bit.
I'm HTMLing everything now and they'll all be done by saturday. Why that long? Well I'm going to the home of the frog, France. Anyway, no doubt this is the last post you'll see here from me. Bye.

'Just Spreadin' Da Love'


TheShadow


Whose the whore | - 10.24.1999
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Ok fess up, who gave TheShadow updating rights? They were taken away for a reason. One that I won't get into here on the frontpage but seriously, who gave it back to him?
[-lp-]Kane41


a post in which i reply to the various other posts on this page ... | - 10.24.1999
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hmm, where to start? how can so few bytes hold so much crap? :)

first off, i just wanted to tell morrons like merry death , iamalamerwhoareu and sno to stop flattering themselves by telling the world "they killed rsn". lol. you couldn't kill a bunny with a bfg. you're all pathetic newbies, and sure, after two years you won't be new anymore, but you'll still be pathetic, not to mention ugly AND a virgin. so shaddup, bitches.

now that is taken care off, on to more interesting business. like jaguars position on this site. >=) you're 5th (!) on the list -- but that's only because m1ke forgot to promote me to managing m0nkey of the creative department. when he finally does that, you'll be 4th again, so no worries.

And british, mon ami, french people dislike your yankee b33f because it's putting their own farmers out of business, not because of the kreuz-jacob virus thingy (bse). french food rocks btw, and so does french wine. i had a french gf once too, and the things she could do with h.. ahum! anyway,

i retired from pcnc, basically because of lack of time, inspiration and interest, and because i was pretty pissed off by that lame platinum edition stunt ww/ea pulled. i'm starting to hate westwood. they screw over their fans, they loose good people (first eydie laramore, then ed del castillio, then erik yeo -- i wonder when joe bostic will leave) and most importantly they make crappy games (ra, dune2k, ts). there's something rotten in the state of nevada.

oh well, ...

Ich bin kein Berliner.
Tim


My Yearly Update :) | - 10.24.1999
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I'm going to go a little of topic now, so if you don't want to read this don't. This page is hardly on topic anyway :)
French food! - If your english STOP BUYING FRENCH THINGS! They think we're stupid enough to give out meet which has BSE in it?! All of Europe is buying out beef again, but the French think they might not do it! Why would they do this?It cannot be because they are fightened to eat out beef because the rest of Europe is eating it!
The point - Our farmers are going out of business because they cannot export to the French (their main export area). What i'm trying to get at is that I don't like the French because of this and you shouldn't either!
Well that's the end of my annual *1337* update. ;)
[-lp-]BritishTS


I'm not telling. | - 10.24.1999
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Anyhow, since certain people are paying no attention to what I have done and no attention to my pleas for the template, I'm not going to start an arguement on the front page, but do you want this done or not?I need two things and then I can get this done myself:
The Template and FTP access
That's all I ask. Jag, calm down a bit. Damn I didn't post stuff like that and I got my rights taken away. Anyhow, you know what I'm doing here:

'Just Spreadin' Da Love'

Update: The Energiser Bunny has shot into the lead with a 5 percent lead over Sub-Zero( couldn't think up a name, Mortal Combat? ), 8 percent over the Preston Bypass and 9 percent, yes that's 9 percent over Kane. Oh, was that over doing it a bit?
TheShadow


WTF? | - 10.24.1999
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Who the hell gave TheShadow back his updating rights? Whoever did it they're fired.
[-lp-]Kane41


B@$$Turds | - 10.23.1999
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It's "knife nor beef" not "knife or beef" Alkaline (-::-)

But then if there is nor knife or beef, then how come you look like a fascist cow? Or was it fascist pig? eh screw it (-::-)

***shits and dashes for the door***
Jaguar


There is no spoon | - 10.23.1999
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I think I will use that phrase for my subject from now on. BTW Oliver, there is no yogurt or ice cream either in case you were wondering. TheShadow: It is
    Ich bin Berliner
You must learn how to spell german correctly. For anyone that doesn't know German, it's pronounced "ish bin bear-leen-ah" and it means "I am from Berlin". JFK said that when he was making a speech in Germany once.

In case anyone is in the dark about there being no spoon, watch the Matrix again (or for the first time if you haven't yet). The line is when he's talking to that little bald kid who's bending a spoon around with his mind. (this just before he goes in to see the oracle). On a related subject, who is "the one"? In the movie, it's Neo of course... but this is the real world. You know who the *real* one is. Vote here.

PS. Yes, you are correct Jaguar, there is no knife or beef either for that matter. But you are quite wrong about there being no joy in life. I got me plenty :)
Alkaline


You all hate me | - 10.23.1999
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You do, go on say it.
Or I could take that post as compliment and say my reign of terror (?) starts over there. Another quick poll update:-
Alk Capone + Sub Zero reign supreme with Preston Bypass in second. The pimps are Sonic The hedgehog and Knight-in-shining-armour with Felix the cat being upgraded to leiutenant.
The site-columbine from Tiberian Tundra, Krycek put this, 'post' up.
Since this poll is not only a representation of who you (the people) believe is The One, it also is a declaration of WAR!!! So, here is the "deal"...if you will: IF I WIN AT THE POLL, I SHALL POST ANOTHER AMAZING MATRIX/C&C GENRE CONNECTION. HOWEVER, IF I DON'T WIN...I SHALL BE FORCED TO KILL THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!!! Thank you...and remember...VOTE KRYCEK!
Ok I'll have him in my Army For Complete Anarchy. I still think I'am pretty nice guy though, because I'm:

'Just Spreadin' Da Love'


TheShadow


Yo quiero Taco Bell! | - 10.23.1999
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test...the following is a test...initiate quantum wave generation on my mark...5...4...3...2...1...BOOM!

boy...I just love italics...mmmmm!!

Jaguar


l<@/\/3 | - 10.23.1999
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I<@/\/3 where are you? i've been waiting for a responce for a few days now...warez or warez have you gone?

Also, Xjvmgkgk (pronounced "Bob") has risen into the 3rd spot in the TS ladder...congratulations!
Jaguar


I found your damn spoon | - 10.23.1999
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what's next Al? "there is no knife", "there is no beef", "there is no joy[stick] in life"

Heh...that'll be the day (perhaps tomorrow?)

and in other newz...

I was moved down from being listed at the top of the "news" sectoin to 3rd or 4th...i'm too lazy to check...[insert lame bitch here] Tim has stollen it frum me! FLAME SOMEONE!!!

Also...[spit]TheShadow[/spit] has gotten back his posting rights...god help us all...no wait spare Alkaline.

This is our alamo, we stop them here, or we die trying - Briefing in Freespace 2
Jaguar


Political Update | - 10.23.1999
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Should we be changing the random quotes to things like:
There will be no white wash at the White House.
Or maybe:
Ich bien Berliner
What does that mean BTW Alkaline? What else do we have? Oh yeah, politions(<--- very big SP) favorite phrase:
No comment, Senator
Anyway, What is this with spoons? Did I miss something? Probably. Now if any of you guys want to win this battle you need a campaign manager, who would be me. I charge a fair price. If not a manager, a lawyer maybe? Anyway, we all know this post is pointless and that I'm just....

'Just Spreadin' Da Love'

Oh yeah, the battery store is leading in the poll BTW
TheShadow


I'm baaack | - 10.23.1999
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Ok i'm back thanks to, someone. Anyway, as Duracell and the resident executioner battle it out with K@/\/3, I'm going to announce the content I have done and when I have the template and FTP access, it will be up. Ok here is what I have done:
  • Legal
  • History
  • Comedy ( some good laughs in there)
  • My review of Tiberian sun ( which was ready on 10th of September wasn't it 3ric? ;)
  • Staff Info ( K@/\/3, M!ke and Oliver, I just need your info)
  • Altered Story
  • Altered Side Info
  • I'm working on re-doing Murphys Laws
  • So that is what I've been doing between working at Tumsun and not posting here. Ok that's it for the moment.

    'Just Spreadin' Da Love'
    TheShadow


    No, we're dead. | - 10.23.1999
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    There is a spoon. Better be, or I have no clue what I am eating this ice cream with.
    [-lp-]Oliver


    We are still alive | - 10.23.1999
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    I think that explains it....
    Duoflower


    I am not a crook!!! | - 10.21.1999
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    haha i just heard Clintons remake to mambo#5. Funny stuff. Anyway, back to politricks, I didnt do it, I swear... Maybe not.. Did I do it? Or is Kane just bsing around to get more votes for himself by making the rest of us look bad? Am I doing this to confuse you? Maybe, Maybe not.

    Sometimes I look in the mirror and tell myself 'Damn im a sexy bitch'
    Alkaline's Addition: There is no spoon.
    Oliver's Addition: How am I supposed to eat my yogurt now?
    Alkaline's Addition: There is no yogurt either.
    Presto


    Bad Politics | - 10.21.1999
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    While Presto and Duracell here argue about votes I'd just like to share with you all a little conversation Presto and I just had on ICQ.
    Kane41:i was going to post about me winning the previous two fav webmaster polls =)
    Presto:ive already voted formyself 4 times
    Presto:make that 5
    See what this world is coming to? In other, very sad, news, Knight is on the poll and our very own warmaker is no where to be seen. Don't worry mike, not everyone has your l337 mousing skillz. I'm sure they just got hacked by the CIA at the last minute. See, the CIA doesn't want you to get to much exposure cause they ph33r you Mike. Before mike goes insane and kills himself with a boomerang or some other weird aussy weapon why don't we all write to Kamikazi of Tiberian Tundra to see if we can't get him on that poll.

    (reverse physcology) In the meantime don't ... vote... for me (/reverse physcology)
    [-lp-]Kane41


    There is no spoon | - 10.21.1999
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    How deep does the rabbit hole go? Why does everything taste like chicken? Who is the one? I can only show you the door. You are the one that has to walk through. Tell the world who "the one" really is. There is no spoon. [explanation: on the right sidebar of Tiberian Tundra, in their poll, vote for Alkaline]
    Presto Addition: NNNOO VOTE PRESTO!!
    Alkaline


    Hey Hey | - 10.21.1999
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    Go vote for me, mind you I did not have sexual relations with that woman, I will start pumping iron to be a sexier more built whatever the hell it is your voting for, but vote for me!!
    Wait wait wait, Im not spose to be selfless about this stuff. Vote for anybody except for those who arent me.
    Presto


    New ambient creatures? | - 10.21.1999
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    I saw somewhere that there's going to be more ambient creatures in the addon for TS... Such as what? Well, here's a suggestion:

    Now GDI and Nod face another terror in the Tiberian Mists. Somewhere in the evolutionary scale between Baby and Adult visceroids, you now have to fight "Adolescent Visceroid". This unit will graffiti your base, smoke pot out the back of your barracks, and will try to pull Umagon at every available opportunity. Fear this unit.
    I just thought this was funny...
    Duoflower


    Firestorm site is up | - 10.20.1999
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    The official website for the Tiberian Sun expansion, Firestorm, is now online. Check it out here. There's a neat flash introduction, then you can read the descriptions of the new units featured in the game. Also, the flash intro claims that "Kane is dead". I dunno if i can believe it. Kane seems to be a hard guy to catch... he's all over "time". In the state we saw him in, he died... but he can always time travel from another point in time to where he was alive to the point in time that the game is at. Also, very interesting, we will be seeing a new enemy, besides gdi/nod: the aliens are finally emerging?
    Alkaline


    Take a look and see... | - 10.20.1999
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    Man, sometimes I do stuff that even makes me ph33r myself. I have da connections, nothing can escape my l337ness.

    Exhibit A

    You see our good old friend Dave/Shmerz/SoulCrusher (for those that don't remember colorless, yes that was meant to be spelt wrong) after his rather public dive into lamity has now appeared at a new site, this time one on the E/N scene, (most likely) trying to put his past as an immature lamer behind him. I feel sorry for the site, it's actually one of those sites that I've been visiting daily for quite some time now - its a good site, although sadly it seems they have to resort to hiring BadassLamers now, how little do they know what they've done *sigh* :(

    Annoy the lamer.
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    *sniff...Sniff* | - 10.19.1999
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    Alright who farted?
    damnit kane quit cutting gas
    Anyway, Thanx for those lovely compliments, We know you all tried to keep RSN going the best you could, Heck, Sonicstorm and Knight are working on their halo page. It can be found at risingsunnetwork.com when ever they get the stupid thing uploaded. I thought I would share a few urls.Check this one out, its what RSN's new layout was spose to look like before everyone bailed. Click here. If I could rember my stinking password, I would show you all more. Oh by the way, if Sno or Merry_Death wants to contact me, or anyone else for that matter, my ICQ digits is 4266302 and of course you have my email.

    How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to sit in the dark and bitch about it until her husband/boyfriend changes it
    Presto


    Little feedback from the fans | - 10.19.1999
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    I love these guys. I mean honestly, these people would take the time out of their busy CAPS LOCK lives to send me a sweet email. Damn it just brings a tear to my eye. Oh btw here's what I'm talking about.

    ttr is the shittiest site out there. even worse than rsn. ya little muthafuckers modify all of our posts on the forum. man u guys r fucken gay. and guess what, u guys can all suck my dick and FUCKEN LIKE IT!!!! u guys need 2 get a life. i gonna fucken run down u're site just like i helped ruin rsn! in other words, if u don't understnad what i am saying, then i'll summarize it in 2 words. FUCK U!
    Now see thats it, honestly man I love you. If any other of my fans would like to send me an email please go right ahead and send it here.

    A few minutes later I received the following email:

    ttr is the best site out there. even better than rsn. ya little cool guys don't modify all of our posts on the forum. man u guys r fucken awesome. and guess what, u guys can all eat some cake and FUCKEN LIKE IT!!!! u guys need 2 get less chix0rs. i gonna fucken help promote u're site just like i helped promote rsn! in other words, if u don't understnad what i am saying, then i'll summarize it in 3 words. I LOVE U!
    I think I speak for the entire staff when I say thanks and we love you to man.
    [-lp-]Kane41


    Tired... need sleep... | - 10.19.1999
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    I think he meant print screen, Kane41 just gets confused easially. You see, a while back he found out how to h@x0r into his keyboard using a butter knife to take the keys of, and when he did take them all of he thought it would be ultra l337 if he changed every key on his keyboard a little so that those FBI and CIA laymers couldnt decipher his keyboard and therefore because his computer had a code they couldn't h@x0r him. If you have a l337 Logitech NewTouch Keyboard you'll find that Print Screen key between your "End" ,"Num Lock" and "Scroll Lock" keys, but I think that magic number has passed already... so yey. BTW eric, might want to hold back that upgrading for a month or so if u can - [link] - Sure I guess it's good news, but it means that my chip that was top of the line (for Celerons at least) only six months ago will be almost only 1/3 as fast (in mghz) compared to the fastest consumer chip available when its only 8 months old :(
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    Contest | - 10.18.1999
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    Well as we're approaching 10k I figured it would be appropriate to give a little love back to all you fans. So, nothing tricky here, if you're the lucky wanna be p1mp out there who happens to be visitor number 10,000 take a screenshot by pressing the "pring screen" button (right above delete and insert) on that sweaty little keyboard of yours. Once you've accomplished that much, take a breather, pat yourself on the back and then send it to me at kane41@tiberiumsun.com.
    [-lp-]Kane41


    What's up Al? | - 10.18.1999
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    And to think...Alkaline is techincally in college. I wonder how long that'll last. I also had this intelligent conversation with...someone...conveniently edited for your viewing pleasure:
    Jaguar: What's up?
    "ALnonymous:" I dunno...sharkbite's d*ck?

    Jaguar: Sorry what? :)
    "ALnonymous:" vrooooooom...pfffffff
    Now that was obviously taken from Napoliens famous "vrooooom...pfffffff" speech just before the battle of Waterloo.
    Jaguar


    Can you feel the love? | - 10.18.1999
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    I sure can. Look at this latest post by Sharkbite aka F*ck.
    Man you really are awesome, mr. "Kane41". you have a very original name you p1mp! you can have britney spears suck your huge cock you intelligent man you! thanks for reading this!
    P.S. Kane41 is my hero and always will be my hero. NOTHING can change that.
    I just want to thank sharkbite and the rest of my fans. Keep reaching for the sky guys.

    ~Spreading the love,
    [-lp-]Kane41


    Well Damn! | - 10.18.1999
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    Well I shoulda known you were UnknownJ when i saw that ":o)" of yours...damn this site really is like a lifeboat...except for me ;)

    And in other news, the weather up by me has been officially declared "TOO FREAKIN' COLD!!"

    OK, now I'm going to go huddle up in a corner now...well actualy not huddling, but...well I was planning on...um...hehehehe...eh never mind. But hey, I have to leave you with a kickass quote ya fool! You're not getting rid of me that easily.

    "Kane ya bitch" - Duoflower. Now that has meaning. Sounds kinda polish doesn't it? Now you don't have to be a p1mp to figure that one out, but I'll evaluate it for you anyway...it can be summed up by the following equation:

    Kane = bitch
    ya I know...don't I just got great math skillz? All flames/firings/sexual props should be directed here. Sorry Guyz, I had to steal the orange for this update :)
    Jaguar


    Who is my creator? | - 10.18.1999
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    I have this feeling that I'm not normal. I notice things that other people don't. The world around me doesn't add up. I think something is in disarray. I am under the control of a higher being. I think i should rephrase my question: what is the matrix?
    Alkaline


    Found It | - 10.18.1999
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    Muhahah after searching through the month of September archives, which is massively fuxored up btw due to the differences between nc1.2 and nc2.0, hrrmm wonder if we could get battery boy to take a look at that? Anyway, without further ado I present to you the product of way to much free time.

    That folks is the dark side of Oliver. You don't see it much but when you do, damn, you won't be the same. If you notice, Oliver is vice webmaster for every single freakin site. Some say it's cause he sux0rs, others say it's cause he's not l337 enough. No that's not the case, I admit that I used to think that. That is until I found the truth...

    *cue the X-Files music*

    You see, Oliver is not really a person. He is a bot. An evil one. Created long ago by a rogue programmer, known only as Olivetti. Now Olivetti began working on a form of aritficial intelligence. Then one day he stumbled upon something that would change the face of the TS community...err....the world forever. He named it Oliver. Olivetti died shortly after the final bugs in Oliver were squashed. Before he died Olivetti launched Oliver onto the web, that was his first mistake. It soon became clear that Oliver was no normal bot. He was hired at tumsun to write newsletters. Now most webmasters would have fired Oliver because he didn't write jack #!& for the newsletters. At the time though, there was a not-so-l337 webmaster name Warmaker running tumsun. Now warmaker had his head up his @$$ (ahahah go for it again mr know it all 2.0) and didn't notice Oliver's evil plans to take over the net (click on it, i dare you). Then by some unknown freak event Oliver became vice webmaster.

    You see, Oliver's evil plan was to become vice webmaster for every single site. It doesn't make sense I hear you mumble. Well there is one thing that vice webmasters get that few other do. That is the key to a website, FTP access. Now Oliver planned to use his new found FTP power to hold sites ransom. What did he ask for? power, that's all the b@stard wanted (yea yeah try to email b at stard) He now is in control of both tumsun and ttr. If you notice, tumsun is down. That's because Oliver is currently negotiating with Felix who is "conveniently" not here. See that just further proves how powerful Oliver really is.

    Ok I'm still trying to develop a plot so shut the hell up. =)

    The only reason I'm finnally coming out with this is that I feel semi safe. As of now Oliver is fired and all the passwords are changed. So hahah Oliver lives no more!

    Wow folks that's what happens when the webmaster you all love gets bored.
    Source: Like I said the best fux0ring TT site out there
    [-lp-]Kane41


    You love me, you really do | - 10.18.1999
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    Well I was taking my usual stroll through the message board today, flame list to be exact, and noticed an interesting thread. I dare you to click on this link to have some fun. Anyway it seems like I have some fans. And I quote,

    Kane41 is my hero - Sharkbite

    You guys think i'm a webmaster? Man you're even more FUCKED up than I thought! by the way you rule Kane41! - F*ck

    What can I say? They love me. Ahhh the power of the modify button =)
    [-lp-]Kane41


    Lying little Kiwi :o) | - 10.18.1999
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    So, TS Gold's Dave has been caught out... Those fake screenshots of his voxel units finally caught up with him, and he couldn't actually back them up with anything concrete.... Aw, poor little kid (or not)...

    BTW Jaguar, I'm the updater formerly known as UnknownJ, I got hired, um, recently, and everything I say makes sense when looked at in the proper context... Half the time that means being me, but still..... :o)
    Duoflower


    Livin La Vida Loca | - 10.17.1999
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    Okay, so Im sitting here working on this damn chile (warning, doesnt work w/ netscape) projectI look at a picture of the giant moai and then I look at the glass of milk in front of me and i immediatly thing "Got Head?"

    What do you meen YOUR orange?! My blood is freaking orange!! Schools Colors, Orange and Blue, Local College Football teams color... Orange and White.. Whats the color of the hat on my head? Orange!! What was my update color for RSN? Orange!!
    Oh and thats all the same truck. Its a monster 4 wd 4 cylinder. How the heck I pulled it off I dont know but Im definately getting a V6 Tacoma.

    I came, I saw, I kicked your ass
    Presto


    Bah | - 10.17.1999
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    What? You mean Presto added himself to our news script himself? Bah. Wait lemme try...

    Hehe, I have a feeling the TTR news script may be experiencing some "technical difficulties" once I get my hands on it (-::-) [insane laughter goes here]

    Oh, j/k
    Jaguar


    Wow... | - 10.17.1999
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    That was actually funny? I think I thought that one up while I was "intoxicated." I guess I'll have to whip out my mousing skillz to search through the archives and see what I can find.

    More importantly, why does everyone like my color huh? I mean Royalty is orange on the site, Tim with his half ass orange, and then this kid Presto with his trucks (cat killer, millenium proof, regular) comes along thinking he can take my orange. WTF is up with that huh?
    [-lp-]Kane41


    Hey Eric... | - 10.17.1999
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    Do you have that "Olivetti" story thing saved somewhere? I want a copy of it =) It was hilarious =)
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Sinking Ship we aren't! (?) | - 10.17.1999
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    *points and laughs at RSN* seems the sinking ship accidentally ran into TTR...and some of them have appeared to have jumped ship escaping the sharks below.

    what the hell are you talking about duoflower? that doesn't even make sence :) and who the heck are you? when did you get hired? why do we have so many staff? how do...eh screw it.

    ...and in other news...rumor has it GDI won the "Tiberian Sun War"...guess we'll have to re-write our story section :) Hey...don't look at me...sweet dick...put that no-slip-grip down!

    "I don't know what weopons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstin <---Now that deserves to be in our quote generator (hint, hint).
    Jaguar


    "Created" you?!? | - 10.17.1999
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    What kind of sick imagination could do such a thing?!? We must find the person, and get them immediate psychiatric help...
    Duoflower


    Actually... | - 10.17.1999
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    I think Olivetti was the "scientist" who "created" me... like Frankenstein. Frankenstein is really the madman guy, and the monster is Frankenstein's monster. But most people just call the monster Frankenstein, so can't I do the same? =) Mike, not much different at top position... I think I'll be doing an "official" post about it tomorrow, anything you want me to say?
    [-lp-]Oliver


    whats this button do? | - 10.17.1999
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    I think for the milineium im gonna go looting. Load up my milinium proof truck and im set. Try to stop me and ill lay the smack down. Ive got to do it before russias nukes get here cuz alcoa and oak ridge are high up on the list of first being nuked and in one of those multi warhead missiles why not blow up the surrounding cities as well? Wait Wait Waid, because it wont be milinium there until the NEXT day.. thats enough time to skip the country w/ my brand new RCA 40inch and several speakers w/ a huge stereo.
    Presto


    All worship Warmaker.... or not... | - 10.17.1999
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    You had money on McLaren?! Sheesh, if I did something as stupid as that I sure wouldn't tell people... Oh, and the red is gay, despite what you guys say (coming from the guy with flower in his name).Anyhow, new years? I'll probably be sat in a field somewhere waiting for the governments to suddenly realise which of their nukes they forgot to fix for the millenium bug...
    Duoflower


    Dammit | - 10.17.1999
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    Mclaren did really bad in the F1 today, /me just lost a stack of money by the looks of things :(

    As I often like to do, I was going to write the general community news type post that I do every week or so, but there really isn't much going on. The most noticeable thing is that GazTS has taken over TTN. TTM seem to be down (but WW-U are up...) so I cant even make fun of Royalty :(

    Welcome to the team Presto, Duoflower (you're being here was my doing, so w0rship me... :) and by the looks of things Headhunter for tomorrow(?).

    Wasn't Olivetti the name we gave him after we discovered that he was just a computer program who was written by Oliver who had long since disappeared. Somewhere I remember something like that, I definitely remember us giving it a name, I just don't remember what. How's the top job btw Oliver? - now that you've officially got rid of me :)

    If we can post anything eric, can I post that screenshot from TS? Heh, when you say that you love everyone (guys) in the forum, I don't think they realise how serious you really are :)

    And that red definately is gay. As eric noticed, I call alot of things gay tho, so me calling something gay doesnt really carry much weight.

    Man, if you're after a good game, get System Shock 2, especially if you liked Half Life's single player. I know that ever since I whole-heartedly recommended TA:K to oliver and eric my credibility took a deep downslide but this game owns me.

    Talking about things that own, I'm hereby officially declaring that today is Tim owns WM day... that chicks h0t too... yummy :) (don't worry, he knows what i'm talking about...)

    So... whatís everyone's plans for new years?
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    Dreams destroyed | - 10.16.1999
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    My first truley addictive game, Dust which was just an awsome game, Had alot of southern humor in it. Well it seems the maker is just going to focus on the engine. The engine freaking rocks. Several games use it now, but I want more games like Dust!! Damnit Im gonna have to goto their place of buisness (right down the road from me) and raise hell!!

    Okay, SO last week I get 38in Tires put on my truck, Whats the first thing I do? Here Kitty Kitty Kitty.....
    Presto


    hey | - 10.16.1999
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    Hey, I'm the VB programmer!
    And can someone please send me the ftp stuff so I can put up the downloads page!!!

    Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Sorry Just added that in for effect (:

    And on another note you can't call this red gay, now can u Mike :P
    Chris


    Why do i bother? | - 10.16.1999
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    Last night i decided to play a game of TS. My opponent pulled the old subterranean apc with engineers trick with my con yard. That sucked. Then today I decided to play again, one last time. Me and my opponent decided to ban engineers. The game proceded to be having a big army outside your base, intimidating your opponent. I pulled off a little side attack to his base. Then we got disconnected from each other. Screw that. The game took forever and it never got finished. Why must all the damn units be so damn slow? you can never get anything done in the game before you or your partner starts sprouting gray hairs...
    Alkaline


    Can I... | - 10.16.1999
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    change my name to Olivetti? I think that'll be my TT community alias =) And I'm not Visual Basic. I'm Visual C++ you moron.
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Umm... | - 10.16.1999
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    Hey, Eric, what's the FTP login info again? I think it's changed =) I wanna blow up some stuff =) I think I'll write a CGI script to delete everything, k? Just mail me the login and I'll get right on it.
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Oh. | - 10.16.1999
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    I guess I'm back. Hi.
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Oh, and about Lenin and Communism | - 10.16.1999
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    Yea, I saw the title at RSN - I'm gonna guess that was a parting gift for them from you, Presto.... Wonder how many years it'll take Knight to figure it out :o)
    Duoflower


    Finally | - 10.16.1999
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    Well, I'm here.... Kane ya bitch, next time you hire somebody, give them the URL for the update script :o)
    Duoflower


    Blasted Reds | - 10.16.1999
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    Anybody notice the title on the index of RSN?
    Presto


    Loyalists | - 10.16.1999
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    Wow so much mention of TTR on RSN, its great. Props go to headhunter for posting about us on RSN. Even though your communist leader is lame and feels he has the right to delete posts off of the frontpage, we've always got a spot open here for you buddy. Also, while I'm here I'll make a pledge to never delete a single post off of the frontpage here at TTR and also pledge to never let commies get a position here. We only deal with straight up democracy, cept of course for Mike, whatever kind of fuxored up government Australia has =)
    [-lp-]Kane41


    All dese new guys | - 10.16.1999
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    To further prove my p1mping skillz we've got two more people. Oh mighty pimpst@ kane who are these people I hear you ask. Todays new guys are Presto, former webmeister at RSN and former news whor3 at RSN, UnknownJ, this time though making a smashing new appearence as Duoflower. So umm lets see we've got tumsun scum, l33ders of RSN, news whor3 from TSNNZ, IRC gawd himself, and Olivetti the fuxored up visual basic program. Wow are we diversified or what? Also, the domain transfer has started but being truly l337, I've been maintaining (sp?) two sites to insure that the loyal visitors of TTR will encounter 0 downtime. Also, I'm proud to say that I've voted for "Your all lame bitches" at least 5 times and I encourage all you out there to show us your love and do the same. If for no one else do it for T!m, he really needs your love.

    Oh yeah, welcome back Olivetti.

    Mike, btw, you're fired =)
    [-lp-]Kane41


    Bleh | - 10.16.1999
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    Hey, I don't know whether I posted before... well I'm just saying I am actually alive, and there wasn't really much other point to this entire post, thanks...
    Nodnuke23


    forgot this | - 10.16.1999
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    i'm your daddy, btw.
    Tim


    talk the talk, walk the walk | - 10.16.1999
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    welcome to trenchtown, presto! w0rd up.
    oh, and wb to oliver. :)
    Tim


    Werd To muh Homies | - 10.15.1999
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    Hey look at this, Firestorm aint for pretty boys, Guys over at ignpc got some info on the new expansion for TS, wont improve graphics, but the world domination tour mentioned sounds pretty sweet, heh, I may actually buy it. Yeah itll be in febuary so I say I will buy it, Right after the Renegade Rush. click here to go directly to the article.

    Whose yo daddie?
    Presto


    while im at it | - 10.15.1999
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    i might as well go on and announce that Tumsuns 2 years on internic will be up in nov. What will Felix do? Will he pay the 35$ or will he say fruck it? What about RSN when the bill is addressed to a guy named marv and going to Al's OLD address in April? cnc2.com will become an availble domain april6, 2k
    By the way, UBB sucks a major watermelon, get a new forum =P
    Presto


    Just Stuff | - 10.15.1999
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    After spending just one day of not checking the RSN forum, I check it today to see the deluge of posts that are there, the majority are just a waste of space, but having said that there are quite a few good ones too. There's even a few posts throughout crediting us (TTR) for things our general style and props to those guys for that :) These posts have lead to post's throughout the TS community, only heightening the issue and making the problem ever greater.

    The thing that all the posts on the RSN forum brought to mind was the fact that the TS community is in such a state of disarray. People who were once friends are now dissing each other with posts that are really just not important in the scheme of things. That is really sad...

    The lameness (that was imho) that could have been seen on the message board has now seemed to move to the actual frontpage, mainly seen through Dave's post. Dave simply needs to grow up. Sure, he doesn't like TS and I respect that, I don't love the game either, but while it is not a classic it is still a good game. If TS didn't live up to you're expectations, then blame yourself, not Westwood. He has to realize that he has his opinion - but other people have others. Just because some of the members of RSN don't seem to like TS doesn't mean that the other sites that are carrying on as normal are blind westwood supporters. Did it ever occur to your obviously lacking mind that some people may actually like TS and do wish to still run a TS site? Stop thinking that you are always correct, and what you say is the truth. The way Presto, for example is handling the fact that he doesnít like TS deserves acknowledgment. I think that it's great that while RSN is in a general mess (sorry, but it is ): he, and others still manage to retain their maturity and not post dave-esque updates on the frontpage. RSN is a fansite, after all.

    As I like to do, I've just had my say and feel free to send me your opinion. Now that I've practically left Tumsun I'm going back to my old UIN - 3526169 , I don't mind posting my UIN on the frontpage, if you're visiting this page then you're probably alright :)

    Anyway, time to go an watch the Indycar's/carts/whatever qualify and stuff as they're over here this weekend. Talking about sport, in the Rugby World Cup Australia: 55 - USA: 19 just thought I would remind you that we owned you yanks in another sport :) *feels an anti-aussie flame coming... hides*
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    disgruntled postal worker | - 10.15.1999
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    Yeah yeah your wandering what im doing posting on your alls page. Well im hear to tell you about Presto going insane and the death of RSN. Guess it all started when TS was released and it was known that TS is not the best game. In other words it sucks. In my humble oppionion anyway.. there are still people who like it... Anyway, My reasons for leaving RSN is simply. I recieved hundreds of emails telling me to delete Daves controvertial post. I actually thought it was funny. Im not gonna do it, I dont wanna oppress someone for their opinion no matter how wrong it is. Yeah I admit it was a little rough around the edges. Like a saw blade. As I write this, Filter comes on, and I must say, hey man nice shot. They think your ending was all wrong, for the most part theyre right but look how they all got strong. Back to the story. Knight went on a deleting rampage yesterday. Deleted HeadHunters post on TTR, hey thats you guys. Said he didnt want RSN to have anything to do with TTR because its some lame stuff, sonicstorm piped in on it as well stating how bad the site sucks. You all voice oppions, unline lenin and marx. *cough*He then deleted today Air Raids resignation and announcment to being the RSN hater (which btw I have known) followed by my Resignation and then lastly Daves post on TS Sucking a really big.. straw. Well thanx for letting me post, for this Im gonna get you all a nice piece of ass
    on a side note, its presto15@bellsouth.net not presto@cnc2.com
    Presto


    I'm still here :) | - 10.15.1999
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    If you haven't noticed, I haven't been posting much. Why? Cause I haven't had much time :) :( And in case you haven't noticed there isn't exaclty a wealth of news about TS nor TT anywhere to be found up westwood's ass...ahem...scuse me. Well anywayz, look forward to my posts when there is news, not that type of crap Dave posted on RSN mind you, but actualy NEWZ! Actually, that could be a while, well, with Westwood's punctuality...eh...nevermind...I'm off :)
    Jaguar


    New member | - 10.15.1999
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    We now have a new member on board, his name is Oliver. He used to be Vice Webmaster at TTR. We have hired him here to be Vice webmaster also.

    Please note: This post is completely worthless. I don't know why I'm even spending the time to make it.
    Alkaline


    Darn. | - 10.14.1999
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    I'm fired. Fine, I never liked you lame b@$*#s anyways. ;)
    [-lp-]Oliver


    you're fired | - 10.13.1999
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    Oliver, you're fired.
    Alkaline


    Alkaline's job | - 10.13.1999
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    Terrible. You're fired.

    Actually, you're all fired.
    [-lp-]Oliver


    maturity | - 10.13.1999
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    As we all know, maturity comes with age. The majority of gaming communities are 14-16 year old boys. Their maturity level is relatively low for the amount of professionalism they intend to portray on their pages. So, what you see is them acting all cool and stuff on the front page, but in forums and in private they act like barbarians. I see no way this trend is going to stop, because there are always new people coming in, then at about college level, where people finally mature somewhat, they leave. I suppose you could look at it as a learning experience for real life: the way you handle working at a webpage is probably the way you will handle working on a real job. How am I doing?
    Alkaline


    Stuff v2.1 | - 10.13.1999
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    Shadow wanted me to post this little update...

    "Hello,
    I just have two questions concerning Tiberian Suns sequel, TiberianTwilight.
    1) Firstly, could you hint at the graphics engine. Will it be the same asTiberian Suns' or modified?
    2) The elusive release date. We have 'heard' that it could be out in 2002.Could you give us a rough date? Or is to early to say?
    Thanks a lot for your time. :)

    VTAh, too early to talk about this game... "

    Also Shadow wants to update here now btw. Which is nice :)
    [-lp-]BritishTS


    Game Communities / RSN | - 10.13.1999
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    I've been itching to make a post about what has/is happening over at RSN (primarily the msg board) however out of respect to Alkaline (it is his site after all) I wasn't going to bring up the subject on this site myself, I didn't want to cause any... problems :)

    Personally, I think it's fairly disappointing to see two people who were/are in such a high position in the community in general acting in the way that they are currently. Granted, I have never liked either of these two people so my opinion is biased, but allot of ppl seem to be talking about it, and it appears Iím not the only one who sees it that way.

    These people claim they posses maturity and yet they act the way they do on the RSN msg board? I've only heard half of the story, yet from what I've been told they don't have any reasons to act the way that they currently do. No doubt, they didn't leave under the happiest circumstances, but the way I see it, from things that I've been told is that both chose out of their own free will to leave the site.

    After leaving a site, these people definitely have a right to hang around in the message board, say what they want (within reason) however when you leave a site, you leave it. If you've left a site, you should discard any advantages that you once got from working at that site, you shouldn't use you're RSN message board name, and you most certainly shouldnít change the poll, something that is on the frontpage, to suit your own needs. IMHO things like that are just inexcusable, and simply - lame.

    I've started rambling as I often do, but I'm sure you see my point :) I definitely agree with Alkaline though, the site was allot better when he played a large role in the site (last year) I don't want to get into a hit battle, and as I've said in the past hits definitely arenít the measure of a good site, but back then it was Tumsun:1300 / RSN:1100 hits a day. Soon after Alkaline left those hits dropped an extreme amount, at one stage they were around 300 or something, so it's fairly obvious that he did run the site better :)

    With regards to communities, without a doubt things we're better during the CCU up to TSE days. Personally, I'm only involved in this site for the community, I'm not really in any way interested in the game of Tiberian Twilight. The TS community is way too up-tight, and the exact aim of TTR is to ensure that the TT community doesnít go down the same road, if people like it or not.

    Sorry, I'm about to use this place as a msg board again, so you can skip the rest of this post unless you're Oliver or 3ric :) Sorry guys, but I'm not going to be able to get done what I've been working on done for another day or two :( A stack of things have taken away from my time, setting up dual monitors, setting up my new HD (36 gigs total baby :) and playing System Shock 2 (which owns - buy it now :) has mean that Iíve only got about 1/3 of it done. Sorry :(

    BTW, wasn't Dreddnaught(sp?) the first TS site with a domain? :)
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    know your history | - 10.13.1999
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    damnit garr, why do you keep forgetting that dreadnaught networks was the very first tiberian sun site to get a domain! you suck. =p

    oh, and i just read my previous post and noticed it doesn't make sense at all - must have typed that in a black out. :) no sense fits great into this site though. ;)
    Tim


    Staff Board? | - 10.12.1999
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    Hey guys... do we have a staff board? Oh.. wait... yeah, that's right... the frontpage... =)

    Hey... just wondering... how many times have you guys voted multiple times for lame bitches? ;)
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Umm... | - 10.12.1999
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    Good old days? Does this mean we're moving to Geocities? ;)
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Evolution of gaming communities | - 10.12.1999
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    Red Alert: All pages were on geocities or isp's. All of them were run by one person and hardly ever updated. Very informal.

    Tiberian Sun: The pages evolved from one person pages to using a staff and a domain name (the evil tiberiumsun.com was the first); Regular news updates. Pages become more professional, stiff, tight.

    Tiberian Twilight: The community starts out using staff and domain names at the very beginning. TTR is formed with the intention of breaking the mold: back to the good old days!
    Alkaline


    the world without garrett | - 10.12.1999
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    you're absolutely right garr - the world and rsn are much better places with you around. okay, so maybe not the world, but rs (notice, no n) was way cooler without all the lame news slaves rsn has right now. don't think you can stop the decay by getting more active again, though - once the rotting starts ...
    Tim


    RSN | - 10.12.1999
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    Man, RSN is a complete mess with me not doing anything over there. No one has initiative. The content never did get redone. Everyone was busy bitching at each other/me and not doing actual work. I find college to be much more relaxing and unstressful (and this site too, since people don't get hard feelings when you bash them - To illustrate this point: Tim, you suck. Hahaha. *laughs his ass off*. Moron.) In any case, back to the point. I swear, i don't have a big ego, but RSN sucks without me. Go ahead and disagree. Go on, do it. Are you really being truthful with yourself?
    Alkaline


    Those destination lines in TS | - 10.11.1999
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    I don't see why anyone has a problem with them (those green/red lines that appear when you order a unit somewhere). I happen to think they are very useful. For one, if you select a group of units, and a while later in a screen far far away you tell them to move there, you will know how many units you sent. Plus, if you have a moving group that you deselected, and you select them again, you will know where they are going. That is most useful for subterranean units. My vote is *keep them*. Oh, and btw, there is an option to turn them off if you are senile.
    Alkaline


    poll | - 10.11.1999
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    well, i just voted myself (and the rest of the crew) to be a lame bitch (as if my one personality cares what the other one thinks of him) and noticed that at least 17 other people did the same. now not that we care, but hey! if you're baby brother beats you up, don't take it out on us! unless of course sonicstorm has been taking the poll like 17 times ...
    Tim


    New Poll | - 10.09.1999
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    Well once again the record was beaten. This time we've got a total of 154 votes and it seems that you all thought that TS was "Awesome." My vote, just in case you actually care, was for "Good." Anyway here are the actual results from the poll.

    RESPONSEVOTES
    Best game ever!31
    Awesome37
    Great29
    Good28
    Average12
    Not that good2
    Bad1
    Horrible2
    Worst game ever!5
    Tiberian Sun?7
    TOTAL154

    The new poll asks whether or not you love us. Go vote and remember Tim loves you all so love him back.
    [-lp-]Kane41


    TT News | - 10.09.1999
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    So I'm sitting at home, drinking some cheap beer and scoping the new Planet Deer Hunter (which follows that GSN similar layout policy again) with my redneck friends [/sarcasm] and I just happened to stumble on a new interview, over a TS Central's Twilight Network. The interview was held during WW chat with Joe Kucan (thanks for that great forewarning to the chat btw WW :) The following seems to have come from the boring part of the chat as Joe Kucan is, on the whole a really funny guy to talk too. Anyway, without further ado...

    [Slavik69]: Do you know what kind of storyline changes or twists will be in Tiberian Twilight?
    [JoeKucan]: Alough we have a really clear vision of the story-line for the whole story none of the specifics have been tied down.
    [JoeKucan]: I can guarentee though that none of you will see it coming.
    [JoeKucan]: I've heard a lot of the assuptions that have been made about "what happens next" and most are pretty far off the mark.
    [JoeKucan]: Kane just keeps geting cooler and cooler.
    [Slavik69]: Wow...
    And a big WB to Tim who's just spent the last while over at his chix0rs place, hopefully getting some good old fashioned lovin'. Now please can u start updating the trash can again, I was missing that :)
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    Interview | - 10.08.1999
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    Just found out that recently Joe Kucan and Ted of Westwood Studios were chatting on WOL. The following is an excerpt from their conversation. The full version is at Fall of Order.

    DeXtr3me: Any chance of another prequal before TT's release, like Red Alert?
    JoeKucan: There's definitely a chance. We screwed around with the timeline just so we could do pretty much whatever we want.
    DeXtr3me: And are there gonna be any new units in FireStorm?
    JoeKucan: Oh yeah, definitely.
    JoeKucan: You guys are gonna love the 'fart tank'. I think I'm pretty funny.
    JoeKucan then addressed the question as to a possible third side in TT.
    WarRogue2: Any clues about the new alien side in Tiberian Twilight that I've been hearing about recently?
    JoeKucan: I don't know why everybody believes that the aliens will form the third side. If you look at the storyline, there's not much to support that assertion.
    WarRogue2: Well, there's hinting about them using the Tiberium to terraform the planet to their liking
    JoeKucan: I'm not saying it's not going to happen but just between you and me, I think incorporating aliens in at this point is a pretty simple minded step.
    JoeKucan: There are other options that none of the fans seem to be considering.
    JoeKucan: Will be hinting to that in the Firestorm add-on.
    Thanks to DeXtr3me for the excerpt.
    Apollo


    Hhhmmm... | - 10.07.1999
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    Hey I just found these a while ago while playing TS.

    Pretty cool. I havn't seen anything 4 Eric. Maybe they took his building out after he left (:
    Hey what happened to that billboard that was dedicated to the 5 big TS sites, has anyone seen it?
    Chris


    They're Just Lame | - 10.06.1999
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    It appears that there's been some big crisis in East Timor an hour or two ago, some Australian soldiers were ambushed, shot but managed to survive, and took a few of the pro-Indonesians or whatever out. The point of that was to set the scene, because of this all the stations over here are covering it, in the repetitive CNN style, what this means to me is that Letterman isn't on tonight, what this means to you is that I have to let out some frustration, my target for tonight is Battletech:TT.

    This site most recently caught my attention through this post on the CNCBoard, where they have an open discussion on whether they should move to that hideous site known as BG:TS (yes Andreas, this was a joke :) The first thing I though was WTF was a post like that doing on the CNCBoard, last time I checked it wasn't created for staff members to have a discussion on their sites future. But no - they also needed "impute from The Fans." The first thing that crossed my mind was the humorous thoght i had wondering how he actually thought his site had fans. To answer your question Webland, yes move to BG:TS, it'll get you more hits, why would your "fans" care either way.

    But what really set me of was WuSkillz's recent update (double posted mind you, and obvious example of a site that has the professionalism of the "largest tt site." But I couldnít help have a chuckle at this quote "and remember, we were the first and the largest tt site." Ummm, WTF? with that comment WuSkillz became the biggest lamer in the TT community IMO. For starters, where does he get of thinking his site is the oldest, I mean after all their archive goes all the way back to September *sarcasm*. RSN have the oldest TT site, not that it matters anyway, even if Battletech:TT was the oldest it wouldnít stop them from being lame. And to the second part of that sentence, saying that they were the largest TT site. Man, if you want to pull shit like that out of your ass, then Iíd advise you not to have a counter on your site. Yesterday they got 30 hits, we got 85, and that was directly after a long downtime, the facts are there.

    This lamer also says that "by the end of this month the tt community will kikc into gear" hmmm... he's obviously got no idea how gaming communities work. It's way to early to start a serious TT site like theirs (thatís why the closest our frontpage news gets to TT is generally community news) and to think that the community will "kikc" into gear soon is absolute BS. Might wanna wait a year or two for that to happen, I mean the TS community is only going to continue to grow for next 6 months, at least.

    Heh, those guys have worse typing skills than me too, if that's possible...

    Sorry, I just had to let my frustration out somewhere :) Fell free to flame me, I donít care, most of this post is just me rambling on anyway. If you do want to flame me though, write a really long email and send it to my tumsun account (the servers probably still down) otherwise Iíll just delete your email anyway, or better yet smack you down like another poster in our msg board.

    ph33r me :)
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    Ramblings | - 10.06.1999
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    Just wanted to say that the green is gay. (BTW, I think thats alliteration, you see the repetition of the "g" sound emphasises the homosexual nature of the specific green colour - sorry... had a big english exam a little while back :)

    Also, that blue colour is alot like mine...

    Oh, and yey.
    [-lp-]Warmaker


    Hey! | - 10.05.1999
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    We just broke 7000! Woohooo!!! K, nuff said... I don't feel like making a long post.
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Nuh uh! | - 10.05.1999
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    Kane41 can't if I fire you first! Chris, you're fired!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wait... can I do that? ;)
    [-lp-]Oliver


    Green = good | - 10.05.1999
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    Oh, my green isn't enough for u, huh?!?
    Well I've got news for u! Get your own god damned green! Oh wait u already have.
    I could change the subjects of your posts if I felt like it, but what's the point since its just stupid and u would just change it anyway. Oh and if u really were as good as you 'think' you are then you wouldn't have to broadcast it everywhere :P

    Well, in other news Chris has just been fired from TTR by an extremely angry Kane41 (:
    Chris


    Well Now | - 10.01.1999
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    Looks like chris needs to learn the blockquote color so he won't be posting that nasty green right? Well for Chris, and all of you out there, the color is...808080. There and also Chris since your not-so-l337 header for your last post was to long of one word I changed it to a more appropriate header.
    [-lp-]Kane41


    Ha, haha, he, hum, hihi | - 10.01.1999
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    Well that subject isn't all the same word :P

    I'm too lazy and cheap to set up a CGI voting poll so u can vote for the best downloads on the dwnloads page so I've made a crappy javascript one! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....hmmm that wasn't funny was it?

    Anyway, this script will just send me the votes and I'll tally them weekly!
    Chris


    Response! | - 10.01.1999
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    Well I'm feeling pretty special since someone responded to my article. He had pretty much the same idea as me but hey u can read the letter. Hey, I hope he doesn't sue me for posting this (:

    I couldn't stand the infantry either, but the vehicals were very good looking and so were the buildings. I hated the infantry and even though game production took too long, I would have been able to wait much longer if I knew that the units would turn out so crappy. Maybe you should make a voting poll too see how many people feel the same about the infantry and those slightly annoying green/red lines.
    Hey Eric (That's you Kane41 unless you forgot your first name) CHECK YOUR EMAILS! Either that or give me the ftp pass so I can post the downloads and game.... crap.... I didn't say game did I? No of course not. I'm definately not making a game for TTR. Anyway, Kane41, please tlk to me!

    I've never tried this blockquote tag before, not bad.
    Chris


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