Who designed this site anyway? I'm extremely impressed...
Happy f-ing New Year y'all
Also I have recently aquired the skills of HTML tagging...or something...whatever ya wanna call it, an example is below:
<silvertext>muahahaha silver rules all. unlike that 808080 whatever color we're using</rant>Muahahahahaahaha. I have learned the code for <'s and >'s...bow down to me.
Im at work, been there for 3 hours. Im in the managers office talking to her, guy comes in starts talkin to her about somethin, 15 minute conversation at best. well, It takes 8 minutes for a person to fall completely asleep. Need I say more? Anyway, she asks me if I want to go home cuz i dont look like im feeling well. I of course, clutch my stomache and say "yeah, ill go home, unwillingly of course, but this durn flu is gettin me down" I go home, change the oil in my truck, get it washed. Im feelin great =)
Allow your foes to see what you want them to see
Yes! I, Wong Wong, Master of Battlezone, have returned, after breaking into Pandemic studios using only my WongWong-Fu and Wongatronic hacking browser! I have stolen the full version of BZ2 and the beta of BZ3! Blahahahaha! Fear me! And yes, I am indeed [RC] Damn-Yankee, but I have many names! To discover my true identity, look at the Pandemic employee and the US Senators! Blahahaha! I am everywhere! Wong Wong #1 out! WONG WONG!Or better yet...
Mwaha! Mwaha! Here comes Wong Wong in a pak, planetary defenders! The might of clan Wong Wong is without bounds! No bounds! From our secret Wal Mart base, we can transport ourselves to any location in the cosmos! And welcome back, High Commander!Now, who AIN'T da man? To read on further into this chaos, click here. Viewer defication advised.
Aight, i'm off
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Just thought Id tell ya a little about my new job- haha.
You want hits? - come to me, I'll open 4,000 browser windows and go crazy with refresh. Never know - could come in handy someday.
And Kane41s cell is a Qualcomm, Wonder if it works in down in his "vacation spot" in the bahamas, haha
Of course, the game that has Half-Life fans really begging is the rumored full sequel. Having archieved unprecedented critical and commercial success, a follow-up would seem inevitable, after all. But curiously, a full year after the original game's release, Valve has never gone on the record regarding the status of a sequel... until now.Valve's managing director Gabe Newell admits that it's been tough to keep quiet on the issue under such intense media pressure. "I have been dodging so many questions about Half-Life 2, I feel like I'm playing Hunted with Robin Walker again", he says. "Obviously we'd be stupid not to create a sequel to PC Gamers number one rated game of all time. And obviously there's a lot from Half-Life that was left unresolved. However, I don't want to talk about it until we know how Half-Life 2 is going to be a bigger step forward than the original. We have the luxury of being driven by our own aspirations, rather than by cost constraints of short-term thinking. In contrast, there have been some pretty mediocre sequels that have come out lately, and as a gamer that's been really dissappointing. Fans expect that Half-Life 2 will be the most amazing game they've ever played, and the game will be announced when we know how we are going to deliver that".They also have a funny PoTD. Anyway props to PHL.Bond: How original
One word: Qualcom...am I right? eh? eh? Am I right?
Also I was just talking with "Pirate"...that llama that quit renegade zone (WOOHOO!)...if you're lucky I might post the chat log, after a heavy dose of editing, of course.
This is the IRS! Come out with your hands up!
eric -- what brand/type cellphone do you 0wn? the only cellphone i know of that is l33t enough to surf the web with is the nokia 8110(?), but that one is so big and heavy (can you say brick? :) that i decided not to buy it.
and regarding the trojan samples thing -- why is it that only us-residents can apply for free samples? like us euro's/.au's don't need condoms or something. damnit.
oh fuck, i feel stuff coming up from mah belly ... gotta run.
trojancondoms.com give away free rubbers!! bahaha thatll come in handy new years eve...
New years eve, No television, No electricity, no radio, no anything..... ALRIGHT!!!... Trojan man!!....
Graphics:And there you have it.TheShadow: I have an idea for a post....
a review of TS altered by WW....
making excesive use of the "[strike]" string
we could also use the [bullshit] string
Presto: hehe thats a good one too
Also, even though i'm officially a slacker, I do love you all and you can always send me an email to tell me you love me or even send some of this so called "feedback." So to sum it up, expect changes, they're coming.
Laterthem's fightin' words
i hat peepl hoo cant spel!
Well Christmas is over and I've managed to drag myself out of the eerily quiet bloodstained hallways of the Black Mesa Facility.
But I wont bore ( intentional ) you with the grizzily details of my deathmatches with the kick-ass bots on QIII ( they were even giving me a run for my money ). Since I have some free time I'll put a review together, or something.Mike has his priorites all wrong. Which is more important:-
I rest my case.Exbit A your honour of Jag inability to spell correctly:
Anonymousewestwoodguy69Witness is yours council....You need to experience it for yourself
Me and Chara has plans tonight after I get off of work. So what happens? They put some CENSORED dumbass on my register while im off CENSORED doing something CENSORED else and I get CENSORED blamed for the CENSORED 100$ that comes up short which meens i get to CENSORED stay over another CENSORED hour while the book keepers count my CENSORED till for the CENSORED 25th time. And would someone fix the CENSORED script so it doest CENSORED every damn CENSORED time i say CENSORED ?? This just CENSORED sux. I say CENSORED the CENSORED CENSORED. Anyway, I get home around 9 and call Chara, turns out she went to the mall with friends since I didnt call. Thanx Bi-Lo!!
Irish Bob: So what's TT gonna be like?Well there you have it. Oh, and for those of you taking this seriously, good. Keep up this ignorance thing. This just in! A prototype of the device has been found at the relic site...click on the flash version then click on the toilets...they really flush! :D
Note to the incredibly ignorent: This Q&A is a fake. And yes, there is a releation between this and Pirate's "announcement" :)
Here is one of the images:
Take note these images are almost directly out of the new video i'm working on, so I hope you like them!
Unfortunately no one can be told what the Matrix is...
Dad gets me a 126 socket set for christmas, I bring it to moms "Mom, Dont touch my socket set, im not allowed to touch your alls tools, so these are off limits." She replies "Well, if your gonna be so stingey we want all our tools back." Okay, heres your plyers.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
WWN: What stage of production is Tiberium Twilight up to??Nothing ground-breakingly exciting there.
In other, less important news I'll be out of action for a few days, spending time with relatives. I'll be taking my camera for the 6 hour or so car journy inland so you can be sure that if I see any Kangaroo pr0n, I'll take photo's of it for you (yes, you know who you are :). Should be back on the 29th.
Team Fortress 2 has been delayed, Valve Software and Sierra have announced. The game, which was scheduled to ship in Q1 2000, is now intended for release late in the year.Well I'm off to finish off the preps for our XMas dinner so MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone :)Bar-Humbug
Never let them see you coming - TheShadow's quote
Oh, how true...how true :) Especially if you intentially mis-spell that.
Don't even think about it
And in other news, the TS map editor...AIN'T!!! IT'S A DAMNED FAKE! BLARGENSHTEINEM! Now, I know what you're asking...who faked it? Well, remember that guy named "Pirate" working for Renegade Zone we all made fun of a while back when he first joined? Well, it was him! Now take a look at this bullshit he's responding with:
Pirate: "Regarding the false press release, well maybe it was a stupid thing to do but I did it for all the TS fan sites out there. Why you may ask? Well, because there is a real lack of news out there and I don't want any TS fan sites to die so I created this bit of news to inspire news updaters out there. You call this a stupid act, I call it a savior for another week out there especially for the big C&C sites so they can complain about lamers making press releases and how 'bad' the TS community is getting which in fact helps the community but really I'm just helping the community out and I'm not about to apologize. This is also an extremist way of telling Westwood to make a map editor, "were getting restless." Anyway I hope this has shed some light on the subject and I would like to wish all the staff at TSDen a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."Oh please, that is the most pathetic and utterly stupid, not to mention grammatically incorect responce I have EVER seen in my life...the classic lamer's responce. Note the lack of a real sentance. Note the rare use of periods. Not the unbelievable reason...do YOU believe him? Well if ya do, god help you, because THAT, my friends, is complete and utterly BS...and I don't mean Britney Spears either. But really, that is pathetic, he could have at least thought up a real responce and MAYBE even apologized. And his point about there not being much news on the TS community...that's BS too. Check out CNCNZ, TumSun, or BG:TS...do YOU see a lack of news? I don't, there has actually been a SURGE of news lately, and the most a lie could get was mabye one or two posts AT THE MOST. Bah.But anywayz, in light of this most recent developement, we can assume the following equation is true:
Pirate = LlamaAlso, be sure to flame him, or even better, mailbomb him so we can get the message through his inch-thick skull...since it seems there is no other way to shut him up.
Screw the lamer.
I am not a crook - Richard Nixon
oddly enough the only thing I really can think of that made me chearful this week was that Battlezone 2 went gold (YEAH BABY!!! WOOOO!!!)...not even christmas found it's way into my heart (which appears to be in my throut). *sigh*
Oh, ditto on the mature part ;) LOL! awe crap there goes the whole point in my second line...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! - Dr. Evil
I love it. That's Britney Spears for those of you who are "sexually illiterate".
I mean are girls interesting in a guy who makes jokes that only adults laugh at? I can make a joke out of virtual anything some ones says, but only adults see the humour. I'm I too mature for my own good or what?
I may seem all smiles on the outside, but on the inside I'm all messed up. I can't even get into the Christmas spirit anymore. I may be gone for a while
Bet you didn't see that coming ;)Never let them see you coming--De Niro, Ronin
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."And this nifty stuff can be found here. Thanks to Lovestruck...... erm I mean Presto for that stuff.LoveStruck falling for a lampost, giving her my upmost, spilling out my deepest feelings....
anywho, not that you wanted to know any of that.
Heat is on damn good film. Well it does have De Niro and Pacino ( the two best ganster actor ever, no arguements please ) in it. I'll sort the comedy out later. I found some cool stuff about airlines and operating systems too. Just waiting for my friend to finish it off :)Never have anything you can't walk out on in 30 seconds if you feel the heat around the corner
You remember that? --Robert De Niro
Presto: i dunno but i kinda got the impression that ure liken him somewhatWell, th conversation went on and on for about another hour, where to the poing where we didnt know each other well enough and I end in proving my point, therefore pissing her off Royally.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Time for the love session. Tomorow is Wendsday. My dear gets off at 5. I am off. Okay so lets see here, "Hey you wanna do somethin tomorow". Well, unless you want to come to church with me, I cant... So what do i do? I strugle at the situation. I really like this girl, but yet, Im not crazy about churches. Mainly since im partial evolutionist, and the church we where going to when my parents got divorced, basically disowned us and treated mom like schnitt and dad like a king because he had money. Dont you love it?, Anyway, For her, i think im gonna goto church.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
The venerable Toad just posted this:
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE WESTWOODOr it could be because TS was SHITE!
anyway, laterAnd that's the way it is
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
"I am so happy right now because it's Christmas holidays and I get to spend time on the computer almost for two full weeks!"damnit, nobody should be spending his holiday entirely behind a pc. get a life, lamer!
The demo features two brand new levels of Tiberian Sun. The first mission is atutorial about how to play T-Sun. The second mission gives you a heavy dose ofC&C action.
The file tsdemo.zip is for North America and the file tsdemoe.zip is for Europe.The European version is identical except for the ordering phone number.
Aaron CohenPR DirectorWestwood Studios hmm well isnt that special?
Deja-Moo, The feeling youve heard this bullshit before
Good news on the love life, its not a 100 percent sure thing, but its an 80 percent (Note to Al, FIX THIS SO IT WILL MAKE PERCENT SIGNS... End note). She asked me what I wanted for christmas, I said, How bout we go out? SHe said she didnt want the comitment, but we could go on dates every now and then, which translated to me as in every damn day we've got a day off together. Ive got to get that milinium kiss in. Heh, Ill be lucky to get the milinium kiss while tim rings in the new year getting leid. Eric and Mike will be, well, ringing it in 'together' *cough*.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
And btw I'm not 13.
Actually it was realy "Finished f**king with your ISP yet?", and later "oh, the old go-offline-and-he-won't-notice-cause-i'm-so-sly trick eh? bah that's a million years old"...MAKE SURE YOU QUOTE ME CORRECTLY OR YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BAD SPELLING!
But anywayz...Chris(t), what's your ICQ #? I don't htink i have your contact. and If you don't have ICQ, then only god can help you now...well...if he decides to help you and i see no reason why he should. Gods have better things to so than muttle around all day helping poor pathetic innocent fewls such as yourself and for that matter me too (crap, that was a long sentance too). Well, unless you count Kane41 and Mike, although on the issue of them being "G@wd5", i seriously beg to differ. So there.
Quite to the contray, my dear Wat... -- you idiot you mean you didn't notice?!
make loveYou'll find them all here.Jag said this after I appruptly got cut off last night
Finished f**king your ISP yet?
Chris maybe be 13, but he's a grade higher than me.RE: Jags last post
No see it's why did they bother becuase over here Mr-asshole-Blair has wasted £850 million quid on his sex-toy ( Peter Mandelson ) so he can build a Millenium dome which is a complete waste of time, money, effort, etc. When it could have been used to fix the railways so we don't end up with another Paddington. And now BA are building this Millenium wheel shit. Which is a very big ferris wheel. THAT'S IT!! I mean for godsake! Even Americans don't waste as much money as that!
Now Blair and his asshole Government have wasted over 1 Billion quid for no reason! I mean it's only another bloody year!Quote is from Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Satrical comedy program over here. If you haven't heard of Rory Bremner come out of your cave.Two years ago a group of Labour Politicians set off on a journey to form a good and productive government. Two years later all that's left, besides a piles of disgarded promises, is this tape:
The Which Blair? Project
Click hereto scope the article at a www deficient url (www.wwnation.com seems to be down for me).
Pay attention to Tim's advice, remember kids, if it's not on, then it is not on.
Crap, this is a long one
He is alive!
Complain to Felix that I post even less, and no-one is going to catch me, I'm l337 remember?
Your right btw, Pfffffff... describes your posts very well :P
Or better yet...
Oh, the irony :)
(If you don't get it, scroll down a few posts)
I didn't suddenly come over all "I don't wanna play now" kinda thing. I did actually say maybe.
Anyhow, my thought for the year which I have said beforeY2K, YDid they bother?
Oh well no difference, but I did not see yours before I posted mine...purely coincidental (actually I mean that) :)
Westwood Studios: The little engine that should
Just to let you know :)I tell it as it is
NO! THAT STATEMENT STANDS!
But I just proved it wrong
Er...I retract that statement
All of them...pull it all, the whole thing. crap. !@#$ this, i resign.
Jaguar: awe you suck ;)They actually cancel each other out moron =)
Right I'm sueing for libel mateyThis is the ninties, I'm gonna sue your ass
Jaguar: You game for a game?I need not say anymore
"yes, i'd like to apply for a college educatoin"
"I'm sorry you're IQ doesn't seem too high...I'm afraid we can't accept you"
"uhhhh...would you like to leave?"
"Um...ok...sorry for the misunderstanding. Classes start early September, sorry for the misunderstanding. Glad to have you aboard."
- How to get into college 101
TheShadow: the FBI does not handel foreign affairs and black ops...that's just the CIA :)
Did anyone else notice the irony of Chris's title to his last post? I mean...look...Crap, this is a long one...now doesn't that just sound down-right shitty?
I'm off :D
"Trying is the first step towards failure"
"Now there's a pesimist"
Wow wasn't that fun, but that was only one night.
Wait it gets better
And it just keeps going like that.
My apologies for such a long post, I know you all hate them but now you can tell why I haven't been posting often (:
Just to finish off I have to include a quote, (sorry Presto, TheShadow).
I've learnt this week that- "there are no stupid mistakes, only stupid people"
I fixed/correct the staff list to what Tim had it as( well sorta ). And yes I am supposed to be under PR :)Tim's gearing up for his night out I see. Pulp Fiction( you all know that theme tune ) is on tonight. Kick-ass film that :) Your not a hansom hired gun are you Tim? ;)
Back to slacking I feel.Resident Slacker:
I made a 69.5 for my final average, I rolled an R wrong and I would have failed. Me and my dumb luck.
Ah! It's Monica! FIELD DAY!
Jaguar:uhohKids I don't know.Huh? What cliff....AAARRRGGGHHH!!!--Me dying
Having done that, I have but one thing to say:
Just admit it, you've been churning butter ever since you got home haven't you? Bastard :)
In other news, I was looking through Lycos news today when I spotted this rather offending article:
LONDON (Reuters) - A goldfish has lived to swim another day after it fell down a chimney, bounced off hot coals and landed in front of an astonished family.That's Britain for ya =P Funny thing is, that was first page news. No joke. And if you don't believe me, click here to read it.
Lastly, I put a little mark of distinction in the source code :)
/me shits in a bag, lights it on fire, and drops it by $$1 's front door...rings the doorbell, and leaves.
After that I went to watch Billy Connelly on TV so that cheered me up alot. Then I read Presto first post ( you go kick some ass BTW P ;) and started considering how I'm about the only guy in class not to have kissed a girl yet, even though everyone else was 12 when they got their first kiss ( bear in mind I'm 13 ).
So summing things up I'm going to jump of the nearest cliff. Tar tar now.
[insert Jaguar cheering here]You sure do take along time to say good bye
Hmm, that was lovely, what about this?
A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex.
It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with "T": Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday!
Great wasnt it?
For a couple of years, I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitimins, dieting and other maladies. But now I have found the key: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of the U.S. is 237 million:
- 29 million work for the fedral government, loeaving 19 million to do the work.
- 4 million are in the armed forces, leaving 15 million to do the work.
- 14.8 million work in state and city government, leaving 200,000 to do the work.
- 188,000 are in hospitals, leaving 12,000 to do the you know what.
- 11,998 people are in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me, and you're sitting there screwing around on the internet.
Uh...I retract that statement, Ken - the average Democrat
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, have someone press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are having a panic, press all of the buttons at once.
If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want, just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer
If So, I will bet you 20$ there is not a woman out there that plays RTS Games. I Meen a REAL woman, not like transvestite Kassy, but a REAL WOMAN, let alone a woman that looks good and is in between the age of 14 and 18
Note:I can't remember what I put here first time around, just assume it was the FUNNYEST thing you've ever heard and die laughing! :)
At this point i looked at the TTR posts (notice how it's pass tense)....
First post under this post: (remembering) Right, to get the girls mad about you, you must be a little out of your head, and cRaZy mad kindda thing. Make them think you're up for anything and you'll find some nice girl. BUT, WARNING: don't be too mad or they're think you need to go into a home for some help!
-=*Back to the understanding of the riot in my tutorial room*=-
So as this week there is not enough of school on Fiday to have a riot, and too much christmas spirt to be depressed, it caused a massive build up in the end part of the 'midweek' section.I had detected this earlyer then most, which caused me to take the 'dictionary', I just lit the fuse by throwing the dictionary at some psyco mad man.
And that's the end of the post! The Moral: Always releave stress in the most dangerous way possible. That way you come out feeling lucky and happy to be alive.
Warning this has not been proof read to make sure it's all correct, so don't bother pointing anything spelling wise etc. out.
Now this is messed up, Friend of mine went out to my truck and started it with his damn key. I go out to his and start his with my damn key. Sheesh, I go out to another friends and start his truck with my key. We did this 4 times, all 4 times the key started the engine. Lovely isnt it?
Sure, They wanna be friends after they rip the heart from your chest, spit on it, rub it in your face, and do a Mexican hat dance on it.
"A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?" - Some guy on the BZII boards
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:
The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are,so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The hands said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The stomach said: "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The legs said: "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere.
So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
Then the rectum said: "I think I should be in charge."
All the rest of the parts said: "YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't do anything! You're not as important as we surely are! You can't be in charge."
So the rectum closed up. After a few days, the legs were all wobbly,the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be the most important to be in charge. Just an Asshole.
I'm writing this slow' cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper where the most accidents happened within twenty miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address 'cause the last Alabamian family that used here took the numbers with them for their next house so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in and pulled the chain, and we haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three the first time and four the second time.
About the coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets.
We got the bill from the; funeral home- said if we didn't make the last payment on grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.
About your father-he has a lovely new job. He has over 500 people under him - he's cutting grass at the cemetery.
About your sister- she bad a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a boy or girl so I don't know yet if you are an aunt or an uncle.
Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out but be fought them off playfully, so be drowned. We cremated him. He burned for three days.
Three of your friends went oil the bridge in a pickup truck. One was driving, the other two were in the back- the driver got out - he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate down.
Not much more news this time, nothing much has happened. Love Mom PS: I was going to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed.
But anyway, as I type I'm uploading a very humerous mpeg video...it's 5 megs, so it might take a while, but the people who I've showed it too thought it was absolutley hilarious. it's at 30 percent right now...should be up in about...30 minutes maybe.
Oh yeah, here's a screenshot of Tim at work which I stumbled upon:
To download the video, click here...it will open up the windows media player and load it...it will take a little while, but I guarentee you'll enjoy it.
Should the year 2000 VW Beetle be refered to as the "Y2K Bug"?
[NOTE: If you'd like to save it to your hard drive, right click on that link and click "save target as". Oh, btw, if you're reading this, that means it's fully uploaded :D]
LMAO! is all I can say. BTW, only the sneaky/devios(sp)/WW imatation companies... oops that jut slipped out =P
LaterTo be successful, you gotta have goals--GTA2 manual
The good news is, that once Internic accept the changes, warmaker.com will now we neighbors with ttr and bg:ts on 22.214.171.124 (unofficialy known as the server of love.)
Time for bed...
For all the talk about TTR being a softc0re pr0n page, with l337 webmasters and no actual news, I not only laugh in your (webmasters of other sites) general direction, but I urinate and defeciate(sp?) in your general direction too.Some of the many sites that posted this 'new' interview include Twilight War, and that site that shares the abbreviation of this site's name at the end of it's (heh, read that last line of your mission statement "This site's purpose is to show everybody how to do it right." I'm sure you can see the irony there). Even the honorable Toad (who is the webmaster of a third TT site) was tricked by the treachery of other webmasters and posted this news.
In memory of this great day, I call that the 27th of December be made a public holiday for all staff members of TTR along with that loyal band of followers known as the TTR fanclub, so that we may bask in our own glory. This day should be celebrated annually, and officially refered to as 'TTR owns ur bones day.' Traditional celebrations for this holiday will be getting with a slutty, yet h0t chick (a hooker will suffice, or in Eric's case, VT) and drinking alot of alchohol (my recomendation is Bundy rum with Coke.) Should be a great day indeed...
Really, it's time to wake up boys and girls, no wonder we are the leader of the TT community after all :)
"Found anything yet?! We ain't found shit!"
It's like deja vu all over again - Yogi Berra
And to further my beliefs, I found this off gamespot:
What the new chips from nVidia and S3 allow is T&L calculations anywhere from three to ten times as fast as a 500-MHz Pentium III. Given that the CPU always has to do other things, too, this translates to as much as a tenfold increase in polygon counts in a scene.Meanwhile back on planet 3DFX, they've been devoloping T-Buffer for aobut 2 years now, which does no more than improve anti-aliasing, while at the same time raising prices AND CPU usage...they can't go on adding features without the power that's needed to, well, power it.
Nvidia Rules...3DFX falls on their face every step they take
0069...licensed to...uh...let's just leave it at that
Blah...gimme a break. I'll put my money that nothing will rival the geforce chip for 1 year at least.US$100 says you're wrong :)
Jag, I think it's time that you enrich yourself by following this link. The V4's and V5's are apparently coming out in March 2000, last time I checked that's some time in the next year. The TNT 2 isn't getting close to being a year old, and it's already been bettered, what makes the geforce different?
Bob, Irish Bob
to be honest, i don't really feel like talking. so ... never mind.
jag, you suck (scrape?)goat's ass btw. ;)
Yo skippy. Get some pants on.
I bet they won't play this song on the radio - one of Monty Python's few songs
> I need some help. I can't decide which GFX card to buy on Sunday.
Talking about nuclear bombs, here's my fun fact for the day. During the Korean war, soon after the Chinese got involved MacArthur actually requested the use of *26* nuclear bombs to be used throughout the area, including Peking and Vladisgrad(sp?). That would have been a nice little fireworks show, if only Truman gave the go-ahead. By then of course, the Soviest had the bomb too, so it would have probably made living in the US a little difficult too...
Yey... Buffy's now on 7 at 9:30 (thursdays) and it's really the only thing worth watching during the Christmas season. I guess you've got 7th Heaven on 10 at 7:30 too, for those exciting Friday nights at home...
December 7th, 1941...a day which will live in infamy - FDR
Oak Ridge (you all should know what that is but if you dont heres what it is.) is right up the road from me. Place that build major parts to the first atomic bomb and continues to make parts for big boys toys. Youre not gonna believe this. It leaked.
I dont think I need to say anymore.
Damn Japs, See what they forced us into. We had to go build a big ass bomb that would wipe them out and ultimately threaten the rest of our world for the rest of time.
As is I'm gettin' a spiffy new geforcee256 for chistmas, specifically the Creative Labs Annihilator Pro (www.creative.com)...and might i say that card is unbelievable!! The framerates are more than twice my Viper v550 (TNT, 16 megs sdram...)...plus creative actually manages to update their drivers...unlike STB :)
Just make sure you have an AGP slot before you get it.
Oh my god...they killed Kenny!! YOU BASTARDS!!
Op Forc is out, I would have thought it would have made it way through the Earths core by now ;P
We all need to get cable's like Eric, oh hold on they don't have a cable network here :(
Can't wait until Sunday, mega-shopping spree for my XMas presents =) Half-Life and Op Forc and Quake III. Also a bunch of CD's and a video or two ( including The Matrix =)
Also, Eric you do still have those WW Goodies don't you? You haven't eaten them or anything....Never realised that Sandhurst ( a very posh military school over here. When you graduate you are automatically an officer ) was where many Africa Dictators went. It seems we educated half the world's dictators.... Yeah thats right, we educated half the world terroists
Also, both Nodnuke and Scream are still around, I idle'd in #ts overnight a few days ago and both entered the channel for a little while. Maybe they're just ignoring us?
I noticed a stack of HL: Opposing forse reviews showing up all over the place, first at Gamespy, and now at CGO, Sharky's etc. As they're reviews I'm guessing it's out, yet I havn't heard anything about 'em loading it onto the sailing ships so that it can make its dangerous journy to down under. Any news on the release date?
Also, anyone know when the Diamond MX400 was going to be released? I read the firingsquad review ages ago and since then, nothing. That sound card = muchos ownage and a worthy contender for my new soundcard (the SB16 is starting to show its age :)
Because you answered approximately half the questions on the test correctly, your gaming experience is presumably limited to particular genres or a particular time period.You earn: Certificate of CompetenceYeah that's right. I keep up with the RTS ( ya think? ) and FPS world. All you guys have to go take it and see who gets the highest.
So what interestng news do I bring you? Well firstly I have a pic that shows how truely l337, or what ever you wanna call it, I am. It was taken about 2 weeks ago. BFTP. ( Before FTP )
Ok, guys this is getting a bit lame now, everyone using quotes at the end of their posts. All end of post quotes ©TheShadow and ©Presto. Since We both started at the same time.
I think this quote refers to Presto and his life ;PIt's just a personal choice every woman has to make
Everyone check out the downloads page now, and download the Viceroid game, ok!
Don't try to remember something you will probably forget >>
Also warmaker, you will be glad to know that that "moonshot" by the chinese is UNMANNED...the US launched their first unmanned probe to the moon in...i think i twas 1963 or so =P I wouldn't be too worried :) You just watch, they'll run outta money before they even get off the ground (pun intended)
Also, in relation to yer kissin' wit the UNIX server, I have written a short poem for us all...enjoy :)
A peach is a peachBow down to the master :) That's all for now...
P.S. I'm getting a geforce for christmas :)
You'll find the Comedy section a good laugh. Can some one put it up at the top with the wishlist? Or I'll be forced to do it myself ;)
Do you see reason enough why not to take away my privaliges? Or shall we hold a poll? Anyway, night all Speak softly and carry a big stick
These are Affiliates of Tiberian Twilight Nation. All these sites are very professional and have great content. I personally recommend all these sitesAnd this was further down
But please makes sure your site is of a good standard as we aren't going to affiliate ourselves with just any page on the net.:)BTW, where are you guys? Getting lonely here...*watches tumble-weed blow past*The TTRFC is in full swing now and are stilll looking for members, so contact the President hereToday the community, tomorrow the world!
Toad: OK let us beginThey will get getting there own site very soon and are growing in numbers for members. For the moment they are residing in our Forum. I'm sure you'll find them somewhere =)
with ttr, it's like kissing for the first time. you don't have a clue what your supposed to do, so you just have to stick your tongue in there and find out the hard(?) way.Lol! Couldn't stop laughing there :)
BTW, has anyone noticed any new random quotes? ;)-- Look at that video full of people wearing shit clothes and singing shit songs
--Oh you mean a GAP advert?
I think I've figured out how to my content to work, I change the links on the sidebar! D'oh! Anyway, should have that all working soon.
How'd this get in the index file and is it me? ( I changed the ends so it would show up BTW :) :
[!--STOP LOOKING AT MY SOURCE CODE MARK--]Surely not me? Or is that mark as in mark on a page? :PThe following is a list of bugs fixed and additions included in this patch
Doesnt it give you a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that your hard earned money was wasted?
NASA IS A RIP
tell me what kind of dumbass does not covert standard back into metric when dealing with, what was it? 20 million for the orbiter and 30 million for the lander? Somethin like that. What a bunch of dumb frunks.
In other space related news:
China announced plans to land on the moon a few weeks ago. By God we better be gettin our ass back up there on that floating rock. I dont want some damn communist on our turf. Screw mars, Screw international space station, GET THE DAMN MOON! Build from the moon up. China taking the moon would be like your nemesis flukin a girl you broke in last week and then rubbing it in ure face while he uses her to get back at you.
TheShadow:Hey man, sup?Hehe only kidding man =) still damn funny.
Ultimatum is one wired guy( damn did it again):
i havent been in a while , but it was good when i saw itThanks go to Shinano for the quote:"I have just signed legislation that outlaws the Soviet Union forever. The bombing commences in five minutes" Ronald Reagan
(2.) i've learned from the allmighty messageboard that we (ttr) now have a fanclub. to boost interest in this club, we'll be giving away authographed pics of eric to the first 100 people to sign up. eat.
Anyone have any suggestions on what I could try to fix it?
Age of Kings? Freespace 2? Battlezone? any of those good enough for you?
who is the fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?
Also my copy of HomeWorld runs slower than a donkey with all his legs broken! Anyway it's not the best game ever, he had to be patched.
The best games never need a patch --TheShadowI've always said that and maintain it.When Shinano was questioned on if he liked us he replied:
i love t-twilight cause you just post funny sh*t all the time.Told you we rock.This post took so long because TTR keep staling IE!Stupid M$.
Aren't paragraphs supposed to be at least 5 lines long? Ah well >;)I want money and I want more of it
But anywho, I challange you, and anyone else on this site, and anyone reading this, to a game of homeworld. If you win, then you'll get the awesome prize of a nifty pat-on-the-back and perhaps an insult or two to boot!
You're on :)
:--------) <--Bill Clinton
Another thing I noticed was the post I had called Nice one Jag, The 3rd-5th paragraphs all started with 'Ok'. Now if that's not bad grammar what is?If I notice anything else I'll update this post. This quote comes from one of my Bitches over at tumsun ( we're about 6000 hits away when this went up! ). Namely Shinano. He was referring to the sub-pen mod, but you can twist soo much >;)I just fumble around and hope it works
Is it a bad thing to be like M1ke? Hmmmm, I need to find a damaging quote from Jag. I'm open for a game of TS and show you how to lose in style. I'll be posting on here later, if there's something to post about....
You'll find this is Jags'....*makes another pointless post*
Bah...lamers. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE IF YOU SEE THIS! NEWBIES!
I was just catching up on the couple of sites that I normally visit and I stumbled on Shadow's little article, creatively titled "TS Community". Shadow (who has come a long way from the guy that we all dissed in pm's during those WW chats :) really seems to have grasped what happened to the TS community after TS' release... with all of the main sites (except TSC) moving from a TS site to a more general WW site.
I couldn't let this one slide, so i'll get it over with first - America, land of the free :)
I'm away for a week, and Eric already starts cheating on me... man I forgive you this time, I know how much you enjoy that phone sex with VT (inside joke :) but you've gotta understand how jealous I get of you and him...
Nothing new seems to have happened with [-lp-] since I left either, still waiting for a positive/negative reply from an ultra-c00l host. The niffular layout is all ready to go tho, except for the small problems that we're having with the PRTL, which Tim mentioned a day or two ago. This weekend I'll be doing some content so that we're ready practically the second the domain is setup.
Talking about this weekend, now that I've formatted I might be able to get TS to work online again. I havn't played it online since the second weekend after I got it, so I might be a little rusty, but that skill that had me to the 15/0/0 ladder record (and a rank of around 30 something I think in the first season) should still remain. Anywho, I'll probably login with my smurf account anyway (as apposed to Warmaker0, 'Warmaker' on WOL isn't me) so mail/icq me if you're interested in smacking me (and maybe eric if he's got the time for some 2 on 2's?) down.
And Mark, it isn't humanly possible to have worse grammer than me.
ok now it is correct after about 20 tries
quote me on that and I'll kill you ;D
- TheShadow [talking about his post with all the errors]
Excuse me, I have to go dig a grave :)
I made that quote TheShadow put below his post, and I'm damn proud of it!
Well since you came this far I'll give you a quote for somewhere....Ah yes. This was on the subject of altering that post....jeeze you guys are turning into BG:TS =/
eye hat peeple hoo cant speel!
Well that's all for now...
I have worse grammar than Mike. - TheShadow [I got that off an ICQ conversation I just had with him about his spelling :)]
Jagaur:I think Cyclone's post was tampered withOk I started writting this before Jag, but he beat me because I was watching Horizon on the Black Scholes Formula. I'll explain more later.Ok Jag, you wanna check the sub-dir's and then look for new stuff? You then wanna try and link to it!?! Augh I'll sort it out later ( tomorrow )Ok I know most of the staff have no idea what Jag is on about here so I will elborate:
"Good evening and welcome to the Ten O'clock news. Earlier todat internationally renoun pop star and teen dream, Britney spears was found unconscious at a party. We have unconfirmed reports that she was found with 8oz "white fertilizer" of in her stomach....."That was made up by me, but you get the general idea.So now do you see what he was talking about and why it was so funny? I'm sure you know what we're talking about there. *cough cough*
Well I'm going to sit back and wait for Jag to reply....*checks watch*If anyone has looked into the glazed eyes of a dying soldier will think carefully about declaring war
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! - Dr. Evil
Them's fightin' words! - Irish guy
You! Initiate Operation Human Shield!
BLARGENSHITSM! I fixed that TheShadow...you happy...ya know, it wasn't me who goofed, as a matter of fact, if you got FTP access now, THEN WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY MORE CONTENT THAN WE DID 2 MONTSH AGO?! Heck, we've actually LOST some content (i.e., the forum)...so do your job...shut up, write some content, and upload it :)
Also...a psuedo-type award goes to anyone that can tell me who's birthday it is today :) No, not me, that was Austust 27th, the day TS was scheduled to come out...and it's not someone in the TS community :) Also, this is the 1-month anniversary of THE Party (hint, hint)...just thought you might want to know :)
I be makin' a switch to quotes that actually matter now...if I can think of any :D
I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones - Albert Einstein (Beat that :))
Oh yeah haven't you heard of capital letters Tim ;)I like the 'This isn't a place for Children' quote. Maybe just that. BTW, Jag, I told you about those WWNation articles, and I feel some credit to us is due since Ultimatum works for us/me dammit!!
While I'm having a go at you Jag, don't you think using the divine [-lp-] language is getting old since you use it for every other word? Call me Mark, since it's my real name ( don't [-lp-] it to much ;) has anyone seen the God who is Alka-bot anywhere lately?Yippy-kayiay-Mother-f**ker
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.
When I started back to work tonight and I heard everyone bitchin about how bad it sucks, I was reminded of this.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Anyway, back to what im reporting for the night. ITS FREAKIN COLD!
Dont be closed minded, otherwise, cross the street and only look one way.
Also, I have come up with a kick-ass motto for TTR...without further ado:
God help us. Come yourself, don't send Jesus, this is no place for children. - Soldier fighting in Italy during WWIINow, I must say, that all fits very very nicely and would make an 4\/\/350/\/\3 motto for TTR...all we do iz drop the " - Soldier fighting in Italy during WWII" part and voila!
Pardon me, while I burst into flames.
[The quote goes something like that. No doubt Jag'll correct me on it.........]I'm going to enjoy killing you Mr.Anderson.
No doubt you'll see a post from me later.One Question you gotta ask yourself, you feelin' lucky? Punk!
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