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I love talking about sex, but doing it is better. Im good at psychology, and Im good at lovin. My dream is to have sex twice a day. Every time I get into bed, I want it. Guys are, like, Whoa, slow down! For most guys its time to sleep. Im, like, No, its not! They cant keep up with me. And I dont believe in marriage."

<lp|seph> but flight of the phoenix is one of those pick me up movies about how teamwork can beat any odds
<lp|seph> maybe cai should see it now that i think about it
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/back | - 01.31.2002
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After 35 or 36 hours of pure exitement and thill that can only come from sitting down (be it in a train, one a plane, one another plane, on a bus (LHR terminal 1 to 4), on a third plane and then on a car I arrived home tired, sore and in need of a shower yesterday morning. I tried to fill my day best I could, enjoying the six episodes of the gilmore girls that i missed (yes, im such a fag - but it is a good show, even the guy that writes for the tv guide says so) and then fell alseep mid afternoon. I was going to try to meet up with some friends last night, and even though i had set the alarm, i dont remember waking up.

I eventuantually did wake up at around 4am this morning, which is generally the time i go to sleep under normal circumstances. I was going to bitch and whine about how much jet lag sucks, until just now a interview came on morning tv here with a reasearcher who examines whale shit. It has - so far been a very educational experiance - after all when else on tv could you hear all the different terms for shit such as poo, poop, faeces and scat within one or two minutes. Right now im learning about the defecation procedures of blue whales. From waking up this early i've discovered two major advantages that one receives by experiancing the period of the day known as morning - that being the creative journalism that is featured in the various morning current affairs programs, and this meal called breakfast that i'm about to participate in.

While at heathrow i picked up a pair of oakley w square 2's (platinum w/ gold lens which do exists, despite what their website says) for 125 pounds, a bit more than they cost here, but running around spending my money at heathrow seeed a lot more interesting than sitting down more and staring into space for two hours.

i was also going to pick up a pair of sony mdrv700dj headphones at bangkok. they were about 5700 of whatever currency unit they use in the kingdom of thailand (= au$250, considerably cheaper than here) but i figured id check prices in europe first, which ended out being the same as au prices. when i got to bangkok they said they dont sell them anymore. suck. anyway, i think im going to put some more time into looking at headphones, i think i might spend a bit more and get seinheisers(sp) instead.

finally total damnation is back with a really interesting layout concept. each month gobo puts up the title page in a newspaper format with different fictional stories and on the side bar he puts links to his posts (under present and past on the first column.) check some of his stuff out - he's a great writer.
wm


You know Bulgaria feels bad... | - 01.30.2002
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Yes, according to a survey done by an economist, Everquest is now the 78th richest country in the world. I don't know quite how to respond to that, as I feel paying for virtual items is retarded, but, whatever. I've seen the same thing on diablo II. And just like an unregulated capitalist economy should, the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. So the poor combat that by injecting their own hard currency into the game to buy good items. Yep, it's a sad day.

They are Mo pariculates that have nothing better to do with their money.....
Shinano


Repentorise? | - 01.30.2002
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Man, that quote about the Mayor who has officially "cast out Shaitan" and told her voters to "repent!" over at BAMF had me in hysterics, I'm sure Steve will of enjoyed it also. I also bring you news that our poll does infact have a mighty 40 votes. So I now want both of you to go over to Lion and return out compliments.

This post was going to have substance, but this was all I could come up with, apologises in advance.
The Vessles of Justice ride on home


Apprently it must be made clear the barrell of that 50cal protudes around that Special Op's crotch.

Considering I suggested the pic to Mark, I figured I might as well have a go at it too....
Canadian Spec ops bringing home the bacon

TheShadow


Bastardization | - 01.29.2002
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As mark promised, here are the pics, for your viewing pleasure. Once again, I am too lazy to use thumbnails, are you surprised?

The Seeds of Discontent
The pen is not all that's mightier than the sword.
Where DOES he get those things?

A hearty salute to bush and his staff members. You know it's all in good fun.
Shinano


Public Safety Announcement | - 01.29.2002
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After attending the wake next door, fortunately of no one I really knew to any great degree, I let me tell you one thing. Never EVER drink Lagavulin [pronounced lag-a-vo-lin]. This stuff is like pipe cleaner, it takes the taste right out of your mouth and leaves it with such a foul one. I was in a room with around 5 veteran drinks [as in people over say 50, compared to my rank a PFC drinker to these Generals] and I've never seen so many people rush for the nearest drink to get rid of it. It was HORRIBLE. If you like uber-peaty whiskey, then by all means destroy all the living tissue inside your body, but otherwise only use this to clean wounds or stuff like that.

In lui of the State Of The Union Address tonight, we thought it fitting to honour the President of the free world the only way we know how. Yes, that's right, bastardisation of the snapshots of your favourite leader and mine, better know to those of us in the biz as "Dubya". Unfortunately I'm much too tired for this, so Steve will be presenting out contribution and hommage to a truly....unique...man.
TheShadow


Nothing to see here... | - 01.28.2002
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Before I leave St. Anton (in Austria) to begin the 31 hour and 20 minute journey back to au (st anton --> zurich --> heathrow --> bangkok --> sydney) I couldn't resist the opportunity indulge in the novelty of posting overseas. I leave in a few hours, yet even though it`s monday night now, as i'm going from GMT+1 to GMT+11 I won't be home until very early thursday. Thats it.

P.S. European keyboards really suck...
wm


ASCII Art | - 01.28.2002
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Ever wanted to create your own? Now you can!. Much fun can no doubt be had with this, pretty impressive when you think about it I guess. Shamelessly stolen once again from Steve's AIM Bio [and it appears from BAMF too, but oh well I'll grant myself this one exception].
TheShadow


New poll | - 01.28.2002
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With eerie accuracy, this poll comes yet again a month after the other one. If we're not careful we might be accused of being reliable. Without any adieu at all,

What is your fav...RTS Unit Responce?
And I'd like to personally thank all of the 19 of you who voted last time, we almost had a integer mean, but there's always next time.
TheShadow


AWD revamp | - 01.27.2002
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AWD, our buisness partners in the dis-manufacutring of many slacking utilities, has revamped it's design once again. It's must darker but quite a bit more slicker if you ask me. Just needs some tweaks -sidebar etc - and a nice new font face and it'll be pretty fuckin spunky.
TheShadow


Fun fun fun | - 01.26.2002
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Given that the previous post is technically uncalled for, it's still good for shits and giggles betweena couple of us, which is what we're here for anyway. And just to let Kami know, three newsposts doesn't make a front page ;)

Normally I'm quite vehement in my view on posting about how my life is and shit espcially after coming to terms with my increasingly dull middle class existence, but I think I can make this one exception. In a short trip from the details, this week, month and therefore year has been pretty decent so far in retrospect, not just that nothing has gone particularly badly either. School has been good, the moron particles that parade as my peers seem to have denatured into more stable and strongly bonded idiot ions, and some actual intelligent moles of people seem to be coming together, but I fear I speak too soon.

A sudden rush of motavation for learning and working has come across me since going back, I think maybe because in the first time in...along time I've actually been learning something that isn't just a rehashed idea of 1st grade math or being taught stuff from a textbook I knew anyway. Given these things are concepts I'm actually teaching myself, but in the end it's all the same right?

And in the short term, I attended my first concert on Friday. None other than the unearthly Dream Theater. Easily the most forfilling experience of my life [says something huh?]. A riproaring three hour spectacular, you were so awestruck by the whole thing you didn't even realise you'd been standing up for well over 3hours. They played some very new and some very old tracks, and alot of rarly heard live ones too. Given this was the first gig of their World Turbulence Tour and ones such as this are mainly done to get things right, it was still fucking amazing.

I do congratulate you for reading this inane, pointless and completely self centred post. Rest assured normal disturbing, unnerving and partial funny link/news story/opinion/picture posting will be resumed shortly. And for reading this far, you can receive a small credit of my appriciation, or maybe just a reminder that not matter how happy I am, that spite is always there :)
TheShadow


Joy! | - 01.26.2002
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Ohhhh Feeeelllliiiixxxxx...
TheShadow


Say it with me now... | - 01.26.2002
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OUCH! That thing has got to hurt worse than anything... I just wonder what happens if the girl has a few too many drinks, forgets it's in there and then gets picked up by some guy...
Viper


Bump | - 01.26.2002
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Its kinda sad when you gotta bump a front page.That being said, I am not entirrely sure what a bump in a forum does, but it rings a bell so i shall post it.I got nothing proper to post. Normal life, normal state of sobriety (ie - not at all), normal worries. Anyone who is otherwise should really post n the fp
Gammyleg


*fanfares* | - 01.24.2002
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Just wanted to congratulate Chris and his crew with reaching 1,000,000 hits. Well earned, my friend!
Viper


Too much spare time | - 01.23.2002
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Start -> Run -> telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Viper


You know you are old-school .. | - 01.23.2002
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if you visited this site in it's glorydays.
Tiberian Sun Empire

Thanks Tim, I just tried digging up the URL for TSE to see if it was archived
Tim


Holy mother of crap! | - 01.23.2002
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I have no idea how they do it, but this site archives old internet sites, allowing you to visit old versions of them. Even several dates of [lp] are archived... My vote for coolest site online

Update:Holy shit, we can even revisit the original Britney thread! I don't even want to know what kind of servers this site runs

no you can't actually......

Update #2: Sorry about that, you can't view Britney. However, it seems to archive some forum posts, which is what led me to believe it archived it all
Viper


Well now..... | - 01.22.2002
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Today I have attained the impossible. I have lived for one fifth of a century. and My parents Buy me *M*A*S*H* Collectors edition DVD...... I have no idea where the heck they got te idea that I like it but I suppose I'll live. anyway, I've got money to spend! Sayonara!

Drinks are on me! Congrats
Grim


Evolution is bad | - 01.21.2002
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I found this strangely amusing, but that might be just me. What scares me most is that I can actually read and understand the whole thing...

what scares me is that it categorizes me as a new professonal..... And I'm only at colledge sophomore.....
Viper


Desires | - 01.21.2002
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If only.... In other news, I've discovered a sudden hate for my geo teacher after giving us a rather hefty essay for tomorrow.
TheShadow


Bush | - 01.20.2002
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Speaking of his royal dignitude, Mark and I have cooked up a series of pictures that we hope you enjoy. If you don't, well at least it alleviated our boredom
Shinano


Changing Tides | - 01.20.2002
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I mean a few decades ago the bright minds of the world busied themselves with things like radios, televisions, jet engines, the Space Race and the atomb bomb. Now after all that effort what are the minds at Nasa working on? Yes folks, pretty lights. I blame the Bushs myself.
TheShadow


Helmet Returns | - 01.20.2002
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Anyone remember when this moment of disparigy was posted?
TheShadow


Black Hawk Down | - 01.19.2002
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Now Hollywood has got over it's time of mourning, we're going to party to a plethora of flag-waving military jingo-flicks with titles such as We Were Soldiers, Black Hawk Down and Eat Lead Ape Mother Fuckers.

Centering on the civil war that ravaged Somaila and, to quote the films opening credits, the biblical starvation that followed. The local warlord [the unseen General Aidid] who controls the capital is taking the UN Aid and using it to control the populus. Marines go in and secure the aid, but he waits until they've left and seizes it all once again. To cut a long story short, the US decides it's going to send in some of the Army's Special Forces, the Rangers and Delta Force, to take part in a smash and grab of some of the General's top aids. Even in the briefing room alarm bells were going off in my head, the arrogant attitude that lead to the situation going wrong in the first place is partly shown in the planning of the operation. Just driving up to the front door and waiting for the prisoners to be loaded on and hope no one else in the centre of this Warlords' territory will notice?

Soon all hell breaks loose, with one Blackhawk down, then another. With several of the squads split up and no hope of an air evac, it's up to the Deltas and Rangers to get to and defend the crash sites. Surviving would also be preferable.

Directed by Ridley Scott, it's no surprize here that the film certainly look brilliant. Scott is often more concerned about the lighting and effects on an explosion than the man it kills. You can't help but feel like you're watching some form of cutscene from a game with the amount of militia being mowed down. The selling point of this film, as with many other Scott titles, is the amount fo headlining actors there are in the film, no matter how much of a relativly small part they might play. The unfortunate problem with this - as was with Band of Brothers - there are so many intergral characters, as is the point of the story, that you lose track of who's who as people all tend to look the same when they've covered in sweat,blood and dirt with helmets on. Remembering their roles/ranks was one thing, remembering their names was another.

The story itself is pretty basic and slow moving, but not really the point of the film. There is a sizeable amount of toing and froing between all the stranded chalks - squad call signs - and you can lose the thread, but if you do it doesn't really matter. The film only really gives us one moment of any form of repreive from fighting/war/field surgery [not hugly appetising] with a moment where the film did have a chance to explain alot more about the reasons behind the hatred than it did, but the conflict between the two opposed types of script would of spoilt the movie, so under doing it was probably the best way to play that part.

Overall, it's nothing hugly spectacular in ways of story telling or having any real depth to the characters (even though we are given about 20minutes before they even board the choppers), the saving grace of the film being the sterling performances of several of the actors [espcially Josh Harnett, does a very good Keanu Reeves impression all the way through] and the abstract look at the action alot of the camera shots and special effects give you. I wouldn't recommend you go and see it, but if there's nothing else on then there are definately worse ways to spend your Saturday.
TheShadow


More of the pain | - 01.19.2002
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I'll save you the Max Payne cliches, and just let you know that polluting the gene pool makes your a prime TARGET not just a Test Site.
TheShadow


Cricket | - 01.19.2002
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Looks like England have gotten off to another bad start in the six-match one-day series again India. As the article states Trescothick was miles away from being out, but of course we can't have the Indians playing by the rules now can we? It was funny hearing the whole stadium of 110,000 people falling silent when their god Tendulka was out.

Austrialia aren't fairing too well either in the current limited overs matches. Losing something like 8 wickets for 80 runs or something equally ridiculous is as he the man says, bad cricket. As in very bad.
TheShadow


Sound of Silence | - 01.19.2002
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A sigh is what an atypical Englishman like myself would come out with after reading that article. It's all pretty pathetic really. I can clearly see Philips standpoint here and they should in no way be seen as pro-music-philianderers, as they are just making sure their product isn't being mis-used or exploited to the means of others for their own benefit.

Looking at it that way it's quite a hypocritical double-standard of the Music Industry, and hark, just listen to the voices of all those taken aback.

*Sigh*
TheShadow


RAX Diversification | - 01.17.2002
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Well the rumours of internal corruption, miss-management and complete lack of regard for bananas at RAX have finally emurged to be true. The current speculation is that upper management saw the upcoming losses and planned on a continengcy to get out of fan-sites and espcially it's connections to Westwood which would surly doom it.

Now all the uncertainty can be lifted, we have it here first, exclusive if you will, undeniable proof of RAX Diversifcation:

All that now remains is where the munkies fit into all of this, but many fear that is a banana peel too far. The current word from RAX Plc management is, "We are not retreating, merely advancing in a different direction". We're also sure they thought it was an orginal quote too. This breaking news brought to you by [lp] News, the best, worst, first and last, such is the will of a11ah.
TheShadow


Bane of My Week | - 01.16.2002
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Wednesday's are the bane of my week, damned games and the physical exertion is entails. I shall keep the inanities short as my once again aching muscles require rest.

Shame on you Dan Akryod, shame on you. I mean I put up with you in that sinking ship of Pearl Harbour boucnign around the Naval Tactical command wondeirng where the Japs had run of to, but this? For shame.

Why have some of the good online comics suddenly gone into a ninja phase? Easier to draw I guess...
TheShadow


Heh | - 01.16.2002
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Just wondering how much snow it would take to close down your school Genesis... We had over a meter (that's well over three feet for the Americans out there. Learn some real measurements system, will you?) in 8 hours last winter, and no schools (or anything else, for that matter) closed because of that. You guys just need to learn how to be prepared for stuff like this, that's all.

I happen to reside in the city that holds the record for downfall of snow in a 24 hour period in North America, but I can't seem to find what that amount was.... But I'm pretty sure it was over two metres.
Viper


Every Woman's Dream Job? | - 01.16.2002
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Had to post this.....


I doubt the pic is real but its still damn funny!

Isn't that JJ's car?
Sonic


Yatta | - 01.15.2002
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I think the terminally disturbed Steve [KingZeus] has found possibly Randy's Fantasy. And don't say I didn't warn you.

I think Japan just moved up the I-Bomb Target Sites list a little.

I suggest you go to Japan for a while and re-phrase that last comment...I really think you'd be amazed at how bad they really are. Hentai is the least disturding aspect of Japanese culture, trust me.
TheShadow



Paddy, Krauts and porn. | - 01.15.2002
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You may of noticed this sudden bout of actual news posting, I'm sure I'll grow out of it soon, just a passing phase as they say. The obligatory addition to the title there so people might actually read more than half of my posts...Here's trying anyway.

To be honest, I don't know how this European Parliament lark works, as anything to do with Europe is often shunded as herasy from the lesser races ont he contient, but if this is so, a solid leader has now been elected. According to one source this was the first free and fair election for the post. Who would of thought of Brussels possibly altering proceedings...

Where there's a will, there's a way. Unfortunately someone has registered www.off.ai, so my dream of fuck.off.ai can never be fully realised :(

I didn't realise how fucking cheap it was over there. No wonder we used to run into so many assbandits during our CS sessions 18months or so ago. It costs me 14.99 a month for flatrate internet, and that's the cheapest deal. Goddamn you BT, god damn you to the fate of Marconi!
TheShadow


This Great City | - 01.15.2002
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I'm sorry, but there has to be better uses for 3 Million than a 150ft Statue of Neptune on the Mersey Banks. Now, Liverpool City Centre and the docks aren't the prettiest places to be driving past each morning - but when were dilapidated old warehouses and docks ever attractive? - and any sort of new building looks automatically out of place. Let us not even speak of how bad the Wirral is, even from looking over the water. [Click to see what I mean]

A 150ft statue is just verging on the ridiculous, but then I guess The Echo will publish anything these days, and they did give permission for that godawful cross between and a lamb and a banana [which needs to be seen to be believed].
TheShadow


Dark Angel | - 01.14.2002
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The new series has just aired over here and all in all it's a pretty decend follow on. They seem to of changed the intro for a more Hollywood feel to it [more in-show shots of her doing various stunts] and the voice dialogue smacks distinctly of The A-Team, but when did such petty things mar my objective judgement?

The story moved on extremely quickly for a Dark Angel episode, with the introduction of various new elements for stories later on [ie 10times as many escapees] and various cryptic yet disjointed continunity plot seeds being sown, the most obvious being Sandman. Code name for someone me thinks? Here's to another successful series and plots that move on quicker than last series.

Oh and if you're like Chris [or found this article in anyway interesting] you'll no doubt be pleased to note there were many tight fitting PT tops.
TheShadow


Addiction | - 01.14.2002
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We've all been here. Don't deny it.
TheShadow


Up yours! | - 01.14.2002
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Some of you have probably read this one before, but it is still too good not to post. You can really feel the pain guy #1 is going through in this old Darwin Award story:
(The late) John Pernicky and his friend, (the late) Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington amphitheatre. Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" over the nine foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pickup truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr. Pernicky, who was 100-pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins) to hop the fence and then assist his friend over. Unfortunately for (the late) Mr. Pernicky, there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted (and broken, along with his arm) by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts. Dangling from the tree witha broken arm, he looked down and saw some bushes below him. Possibly figuring the bushes would break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree. Finally free, Mr. Pernicky crashed into holly bushes. The sharp leaves scratched his ENTIRE body and now, without the protection of his shorts, a holly branch penetrated his rectum. To make matters worse, on landing, his pocket knife penetrated his thigh. Mr. Hawkins, seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony, threw him a rope and pull him to safety by tying the rope to the pickup truck and slowly driving away. However, in his drunkenhaste/state, he put the truck into reverse and crashed through the fence landing onhis friend and killing him. Police arrived to find the crashed pickup with its driver thrown 100 feet from the truck and dead at the scene from massive internal injuries. Upon moving the truck, they found John under it half-naked, scratches on his body, a holly stick in his rectum, a knife in his thigh, and his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25-feet in the air.

Viper


Hiffy shit? | - 01.14.2002
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I have to ask, does anyone really fucking care about the Royals anymore? A drain on our taxes and our time. So fucking what he's drinking or doing drugs, what do you expect when he's thrown off to an isolated and elitist institution such as the baording houses at Eton?

Even our destruction of rocks with daisy-cutters is more interesting on southerners postulating on how awful it all is. Wake up and smell the fucking roses, this is reality slick.
TheShadow


Presidential snack goes awry | - 01.14.2002
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I was almost choking myself whilst eating my cereal and seeing this gem on the news. I'll let the text do the talking for once.
US President George W Bush said he felt "great" on Monday, despite having fainted and fallen from a couch after choking on a pretzel over the weekend.

[...]"My mother always said when you're eating pretzels, chew before you swallow," he said before boarding a helicopter to Illinois.
Just how high is this Presiential Couch exactly? It's very perturbing this man runs "the most powerful" nation in the world.

And no, I didn't steal this from anywhere before you whores moan as some of do actually prefer not ot get our current affairs from BAMF.
TheShadow


Fingernails Are Good | - 01.12.2002
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Boy am I hungover. On Friday nite I pulled an all-nighter Bourbon binge at my mates place, and due to that have spent the last 16 hours hungthafuckover. Nasty. Today (Sunday) is the last day of my leave. Back to the ol' rat-race again. I know there is nothing bad coming up, buy Im still not looking forward to it.

I turn 18 in just under a month. I can't wait. Both with my army and civilian friends, I am the only one who is still a minor. It certainly will kick ass when that goes. When I am 18 I also can get the internet in my barrack room finally. Will certainly be far better than only being able to come online on the 'rents computer...

Thanks for the various bit of help with the RAM. My plan is to outphase my Compaq part by part, so it looks like my MoBo and RAM will be the first to go, which I am gonna do tomorrow.

Well, you all have a peachy week. I gotta sleep the remains of my hangover off. Toodles.
Gammyleg


XP is sweet and so is the deal with this comp | - 01.12.2002
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Well, took almost all day but this thing is now up and running brilliantly. Found out today that it was my CPU that was limiting my net connection to meerly that of a 56 k modem, this now runs at its full potential downloading at it's proper speed of 512kbps, not to mention the fact that this is not running a AMD XP 1600+ as expected, but an AMD XP 1800+, with over 512 mb of DDR 2100, an ATI Radeon 7200 64 MB video card, SB live value 5.1(audigy is still too much $$$), and a 16x10x40 burner, I hven't burned anything yet but things should be sweet from mow on! more later
Grim


Britney, once again | - 01.11.2002
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I give you the last bit of evidence...?
Viper


[lp] Inc Closes Subsiduary | - 01.10.2002
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Thursday, 10th January, 2002 - 10:00PM GMT

(Reuters) After the recent events resulting the closure of the subsiduary company of [lp] Forums Inc, below is presented a number of probable reasons and precursors to the decision.

As was written in the statement issued by CEO TheShadow earlier in the day, the company had outlived it's usefulness and was no longer turning out any tanigble profit and would soon be falling deeper and deeper into debt. Many analystis state one simple fact for the closure of the company, the downtime over the summer. A high period that was damaging to the company as a whole to miss, but the damage to the forums was near irrepairable but took longer than expected to full manifest and best dealt with.

Read More.....
TheShadow


0ldsk00l-fr33style | - 01.10.2002
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Now this is oldschool. Damn.THE UNOFFICIAL TIBERIAN SUN FAQ (1997)

A.k.a. memory lane, best served old
Tim


Forum Obit up | - 01.10.2002
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It is finished.
TheShadow


Babe Fixes | - 01.10.2002
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If only I could be bothered to remember how to alter Steve's code a little more the babe's would be completely done but oh well. Done up Christina's and Jessica Simpsons bio [I tihnk the problem arose from Steve uploading babes and me doing bios and us not notifying each other what we'd done and changed], and Jessica Alba's is now fixed up.

They're all sorted now, except for babe number 7, I can't remember who she is.
TheShadow


Skinner on Britney | - 01.10.2002
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Personally, I can't wait [I wonder why they chose this picture, maybe due to the unplanned 'extra insig possibly?]. For those of you who don't know, Frank Skinner used to be part of a double act who moved from satire on a number of things - mainly football - and then on to the more stand-up aspect of things and they've finally gone their seperate ways, with Skinner now having his own chat show deal. As you'd probably expect, the styles of questions are not exactly the same as you'd find on Parkinson or whatever and as they put it are rather "cheeky".

It'll probably end up being a complete sell-out, being paid vast sums not to ask too many awkward questions but it should still be interesting none the less. All pop artists who go on end making complete asses of themselves - as you'd expect - answering with simple "uh yea, like yea tehehe". I'm sure you get the idea.

I doubt our American readers know who Parkinson is...

They should be bright enough to figure it out partly.

I believe he's probably something like Leno or Letterman but british(which changes things a lot more than I'd like.....)
TheShadow


Die Motherfuckers Die | - 01.10.2002
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Hah not been a good couple of days for Nsync, should teach them to overstep their boundaries. As reported by BAMF, know your places dammit, outside of your little world of mindless teenage morons you're nothing. Good to see how the real world still has that hard edge to it, I was almost beginning to lose faith.

Other news I've been too lazy to look for, you may of heard Nsync were booed off stage by the audience after they won the band of the year award over U2. I didn't expect much more when it came to the winners of the award, but I am pleased to see the world coming around and realising how bad pop is and all that. Today, for Nsync anyway, was not a good day to die.
TheShadow


Fuck | - 01.10.2002
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Damn my college, they changed the times at which we start in the morning. The old system permitted me to just make it to work in time, but now I have no chance. So I have to quit. Fuck, i had just gotten used to actually having a bit of money as well... We'll see if I can be bothered to go out and search for something else... My guess is no.

I'll leave you with this thought from the immortal Krgx3: "How much shit would a dipshit dip if a dipshit could shit dip?"
Viper


arg! | - 01.10.2002
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Well, it's 1AM and I can't sleep! Gammy's got his RAM problem, new comp's comig tomorrow, and I've got my driver's test tomorrow for my real liscence(well, at least I'll be able to drive sans parents, damn graduated liscencing!!!!!). So I've got very little to do right now. maybe I'll head onto IRC and play trivia for a bit......
Grim


I got a problem | - 01.10.2002
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Preface: You all know I know nothing about hardware. Excuse the following ignorance.

I have just purchased a 512mb 133 sdram dimm and attempted o put it into my compaq presario (pIII 750mHz with currently 64mb ram); but got no response from it. However it did register 256 of the 512mb on my 'rents hp pavilion (pII 233 32mb ram). so clearly the ram is not fucked nor is the presario. anyone know how i can get the 512mb dimm into my presario?

plz ICQ me (25756261) / email me (gammyleg@warmaker.com) / reply to this post if you have a clue what the prob is. Cheers.

[update: i got a bit of a thread going on here.]
Gammyleg


New Computer Coming!!! | - 01.10.2002
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It's been ordered and it's expected to arrive tomorrow, not Friday!anyway I'm really happy to finally no longer need this pos anymore, al though it did a decent job of playing D2 it didn't do much else. and well be getting Windows XP full(retail, not cracked, not OEM) for only 160 CDN, which is decent since it normally costs 300...More details to come tomorrow, when she gets here.
Grim


Beta Time | - 01.08.2002
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As I write this, the beta signup page for Warcraft III is just opening up. If you're a fan of RTS's, you owe it to yourself to check this out. Be quick, the signup only lasts until tomorrow at 2am eastern time. If anyone gets to be one of the 5000, uh, burn me a copy? :)

"Applicants must be U.S. or Canadian residents". Well, fuck.

Damn ActiveX .dll! I'd register using the stats for my new comp. But because it won't be here untill friday......

I know nothing about this game bar the one nudie I've seen on Gd, but it doesn't look to special. Then again the Great Wall of China is just a load of bricks.
Shinano


Out of sheer boredom... | - 01.07.2002
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I decided to post this useless news tid bit..... well actually, there is no news in this post so I don't know why you're still reading.... maybe if I ramble on forever you keep reading this and then you won't know what the heck I was talking about in the first place, but why should I remind you about that there's not point now is there because I think we've all forgotten what this was about. sad really that nobody knows why I'm typing this, even I don't know do you? well, I'll take your silence as a yes then and keep going.... but now I've forgotten what I was on about. it's a sad thing when the mind goes and you're having a conversation with someone and you forget exactly what it was that your disscussion was about. it's even worse when you're talking to someone you just met and you've had this 15 minute long talk about how things are in your lives and all of a sudden you realise you don't even know the person's name... a paradox in it's self is it not? again by your silence, I see that you agree with me. is it me or do you agree with me a lot? It's just me? well I never! now, by your silence that you always answer, in the affirmative, no matter what I ask? ......Oh this is just pointless! maybe I should stop rambling and save us all the trouble of seeing me go on like this getting more and more insane by the minute. but you like to watch me go insane. talking and talking aobut nothing. But I won't let me. really. you see I'm not mad at all and I think I extended this horrible excuse of a reason to post far to long don't you think? >:( there you go agreeing with me again.... alas I must stop, 'cause I ain't got no reason to continue... or do I?
Grim


Site Updates | - 01.07.2002
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And now the news. Several things have been updated, added or changed over the past few weeks, here's a little list.
  • Staff Bios are now up. If someones isn't there it's because they haven't given it in, if you've lost it e-mail me
  • Shout outs have been updated. Some have been removed and another added.
  • Links have alos been updated. A number have been removed and a whole new section devoted to webcomics has been added.[Note: If you don't think any should go on/anytihng to add, do tell me]
  • The games section has also been updated to reflect Steve, Matt's and my new found addiction to SC/BW and Mike and Eskil's to Civ3.
  • A reminder, the poll has been updated and is in dire need of votes.
  • On the left you will have no doubt by now noticed the three buttons with the word "info" below them. These are the sites that we feel we're much more closely connected to than to just give a mere link and a short info blurb, site bio and screenshot has been provided for you.
  • Last, but by no means least, you now have freely avaliable stalker material for your inner perv. Just click on whatever babe is displaying to get her vitals and a short retrospective text on her and our opinions of her. Soon to be updated into just launching a js window.
That's all for the moment sports fans, look back later for more.
TheShadow


And I'll add one last one... | - 01.07.2002
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...just to ensure my total domination of the "Headlines" box. Good night, and keep your hands and legs out of my private posessions at all times
Viper


Ahhh, fuck it | - 01.07.2002
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One more, for you, best pick-up lines:

  • I wish you were a door so I can slam you all day.
  • Nice legs...what time do they open?
  • Do you work at UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
  • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
  • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  • (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not gonna suck itself.
  • You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  • Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
  • My name is Paul...remember that, you'll be sreaming it later.
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
  • Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
  • (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Viper


...but before I go... | - 01.07.2002
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Can someone explain how this is possible?

Directory listing with an index file?


Such is the will of a11ah!
Viper


Shit | - 01.07.2002
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Well, it's 1 am, and I can't sleep. Getting up at 6:30 for college

Now, if I could actually lay down and sleep right now, that might not be so bad, but I can feel my body will be resisting my commands to doze off for another three-four hours. What fun... I knew I should have tried to turn back my internal sleep clock a little sooner... than last night, that is

What to do... I think I'll play some Civ3. It won't help me sleep, but I have pulled all-nighters before and not slept until the I got home from school the next day... But of course, as it is, I've also got work tomorrow, after school.

*sigh* Oh well, I guess I should get to bed then. Close my eyes and try to sleep, which never works anyway.

If you bothered to read this far, I guess I can tell you now: No, there is no point to this post.
Viper


yes | - 01.06.2002
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Civilization is heaven and that Sid Meier is a god!

Civ games are just so amazingly great - such a complex game presented in such a simple fashion - it's just something you do need to go an buy. Civ 3 was the first game i've got in over a year, maybe that says something.

I havn't had a chance to play it all that much (ie, only 4 or 5 all nighters) but the game i was playing recently is one im really enjoying. There was three main civ's, myself (french - they suit my playing style), the english and the aztecs, all the land is taken and we all border each other on this one big island. We'd just developed gunpowder as the english attack me. Not ready for this im on the back foot and lost a couple of towns, so i desperately ask for the help of the aztecs in an alliance (more just so that the english didnt get an alliance with them.) However this ended out back firing on me, as the aztecs were ready for war an mobilised quickly, taking the majority of english cities while i took just a couple - leaving with a super-power (the aztecs), then me and then the rest. At least due to my cultural superiority over the aztecs, some of their cities are defecting to me (thats my favourite new feature to the game - being a non-agresive player.) My plan is to ensure that i get the UN before they do (so they cant get a diplomatic win) leaving the game to a space race, where i'll hopefully win.

It's a great game.

Also, dont waste your time with Half Life: Blue Shift - i finished the fucker in less than 3 hours. See you guys next year!

The French? I'm disappointed in you Mike. Happy New Year btw!
wm


Games | - 01.06.2002
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I just got a hold of Civilization 3, and I just wanted to notify you all that it TOTALLY ROCKS!!! Best game I've played since... erm... Civilization 2. No, that's a lie. It's sooo much better than Civ2, it's not even funny.

Right, I just wanted to say that. I'm back to playing, I've got a British monarch to crush. Fortunately, she's so far behind me that her cities voluntarily join my great culture at the mere sight of the splendors I can offer them. So haha to you, Ms. Elizabeth! Next, to take on the French. Serves them right for building resource-colonies inside my borders! I'll see to it that you never eat another croissant!

Update: Mike, back me up here, I have to convince the heathens we call staffmembers that Civilization is heaven and that Sid Meier is a god!
Viper


Closing Time | - 01.05.2002
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I've spoken to a number of staffers about closing the forum - those of you I haven't it's because I haven't obviously seen you to - and intend to implement it within the next day or so. Reasons being it serves no purpose anymore, with hardly more than a handful of inane posts each day and no more than 4-5 non [lp] Staff posters I hardly see the point in having it open anymore, espcially since I never advocated it being re-opened for this very reason [once again I was ignored, reminds me of a situation with a layout too for some reason, can't think why].

So if anyone has a reason not to close them, do make us of them and post it. One doubts what bearing it will have, but humour me.
TheShadow


Righteous fury....rising. | - 01.05.2002
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Damn school to hell. I'm going back on tuesday not thursday as previously thought. This displeases a11ah greatly.
TheShadow


Happy New Years | - 01.04.2002
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New Years was the best ever. The days leading up to it was spend with the buddies in perfect weather drinking beers, having barbeques, swimming in crystal clear water, and generally laxing out.

The night of New Years was also awesome, in the town was the coolest street party, we were drunk, went on the trippiest carnival ride (Gravitron), generally had a good time, and the four of us slept under a tree in the middle of town in our sleeping bags for the night. Was cool.

Heaps of other cool shit went on, but I'm lazy, and you're probably not caring. Meh. Happy New Years!

Me and Hogus tied this kid up at some chicks place. He sucked. [-lp-] Respect

Gammyleg


Yokickas! | - 01.03.2002
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Man, I've just rediscovered my SC addiction, even more now I can play online. Steve and I (misrepresending [lp]) faced off against Genesis98 and Kamika_Z (represending AWD), and despite a near sucessful campaign against Genesis, we got our asses handed to us in the end, a report on that later.

I leave you with this thought, "YOKICKAS!".
TheShadow


Morons, all of them | - 01.02.2002
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Christians can be such narrowminded assholes... Well, generally, they are, actually. Marx had a few valid points after all, it seems...
Viper


Another Wallpaper from Kamika_Z | - 01.02.2002
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Well here it is, a new wallpaper of Kim Smith:

800x600 (1.2 mb) | 1024x768 (2.0 mb) | 1280x960 (3.0 mb) | 1600x1200 (4.6 mb)
Enjoy all that you can!
Grim


Britney's done IT!!!!! | - 01.02.2002
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This was recently found on the NY Post website:
December 30, 2001 -- She's not that innocent - Britney Spears has reportedly confessed to no longer being a virgin. The sultry 19-year-old singer was overheard at an awards party boasting about her sexcapades with *NSYNC boyfriend Justin Timberlake, according to London's News of the World. "Justin and I have great sex," the pop diva gushed to a dancer at a recent backstage bash in New York. "We're just like any other couple but I don't like talking about it publicly."
Well, on to more shocking news..... I'm still stuck out here on an island all alone... and it's damn wet......And cold.... and why don't i have a gf? My dumbass friend who's uglier than I am and less sociable does..... why not me????? bah! Humbug....

Oh! and kudos to Kamika_Z of AWD for finding it.....

You are not yet strong with the p1mpside. Help me out here Master Steve.
Grim


Quake Matrix Style | - 01.02.2002
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Surly not I hear you say. Seeing is believing. Sounds like it'll only work on some architectures or whatever that is and it's not like I have Quake 2, but it's damn interesting concept. No doubt the novelty'd wear off after a bit, but hey, it's be like watching the Matrix via Agent Smith.

Brought to you once again by tengu and #jedi Inc.
TheShadow


Spare time | - 01.01.2002
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Some people just have too much time on their hands...
Viper


*phew* | - 01.01.2002
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Another new years eve over, and I'm finally back in my apartment. Not quite up to my normal standards of awareness and limb control yet, but it's getting there. Overall, a good night it was.
Viper


Empty Spaces | - 01.01.2002
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Needed to post something I guess.

Hope everyone had a good night last night, with the lack of people online and whatnot - it's my measure atleast - I'd say most people did.

I don't read Solo anymore, haven't done for about 4months now, and since Genesis and I were talking about sexy geeks and therefore Silicon Gelica, I decided to pay him a visit. Another cliched user of the random picture I see and he seems to have found a new affinity for inbedded sound files...doesn't detract from the whole geocities look. Maybe that was his new years resolution, learn some really mundane and age old web trick and use it to death. Maybe i'm just cynical.

Anyway, that's my rant for today. I'll find the motavation to redo the links section with the addition of sites we actually visit not the ones that turned Randy on.
TheShadow


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