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Birth Day: March 5th, 1975
Born in San Diego, California
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C&C Remaster | - 03.06.2019
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I have a confession to make which is convenient to address on a location that no one will see. Despite loving the game and series and completing NOD first, I never actually completed the GDI campaign. 13 year old me got stuck on the commando mission and just moved onto playing dial up matches instead.

A couple of years back I became aware that some of the ex-Westwood team had created a new RTS, 8-bit armies. It doesn't really have the same weight for me and it lacking on the story department so I kinda lost interest and turned by self to right and old wrong.

I'm happy to say that I've resolved that issue. The news of the remaster has me pretty pumped and keen to re-do the Nod campaign in dosbox so I'm in a position to appreciate the changes.

Sound track still holds up though hey?
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CNCNZ | - 03.06.2019
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It is so crazy to me that CNCNZ this site is still live - hats off to you guys. I read that Sonic has stepped down recently but pretty awesome effort to see that legacy continue.
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Important Update | - 03.06.2019
en news - up is ours again! Surely that makes this the only c&c related site that has also been a porn site?

thanks Eric for the assist!
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Heather! | - 03.23.2012
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It should come as no surprise, that after all these years, Heather is still the loveliest.
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It Lives, Again? | - 11.28.2008
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Not long after I resurrected the site a little less than a year ago I had a server die and was forced to move everything to a new one. Unfortunately, actually setting everything up got lost in the shuffle and I never got around to it, until now that is. Call it a Thanksgiving present.

In addition, kapo spent a solid evening going through and pulling out all of the old news posts he could find. I then spent another solid evening manually importing the old posts which brings us to tonight and the hopefully last time the site has to be brought back to life.

Hope everyone is doing well and I'm sure we'll see some familiar faces as people find their way back.
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It Lives... | - 12.03.2007
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Well after spending a month or so of tracking down our old host, who miraculously still had all the files / db contents, and a lucky WHOIS on the one and only Mike "warmaker" Hamel, this site lives once more. The downfall last time was a phpBB exploit which allowed someone to take over the admin account of the site and do all sorts of bad things. I've patched that though, and recreated the rough structure of the forums and most of the other parts of the site. The forum posts are all lost but it's not all bad news on that front since thanks to and kapo, we'll have most of the news posts back soon.

So as you all hopefully trickle back over to the site, be sure to post if you find anything that's broken. Also, if you have problems logging into your old account just hop on IRC (#elite-pimps on gamesurge) and I can help recover your original account. Enjoy!
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