PC Gamer: What, then can we expect from Command & Conquer 3?Well there you have it. The thing that troubles me is this, "Let's just say it's going to take a while. A long while." Ouch I guess we'll be here for a while.
Who's this Apollo guy? No-one told me about him :( But hey, if he looks at pr0n he can't be all bad. Sorry, no updates but as you know TS is out and I'm spending all my time owning everyone w/ Kane41 and getting my rank up to 53 :)
There you have it. The new poll asks what type of game do you think TT will be? Do I even have to tell you to vote?
"I've seen the future, our Tiberian future. And as you watch this battle just beginning to unfold I've already seen the final act. It is my destiny to lead the way for all mankind."Here's the theory itself:
Ok, here's my theory. The story of Tiberian Twilight I expect to go something like this: In the begining of the game, the aliens will appear. NOD and the aliens will ally. About halfway into the game, NOD will learn that the aliens are 'using' them and will turn on NOD once they accomplish their goals. NOD then turns on the aliens and all of humanity allies to defeat the aliens. Why else would Kane have said that? I don't know how he could have known that, but he does.Well, if Nod does have an alliance with the scrin aliens, then death to GDI! (and to all who oppose me)
A thought - why does this page have more updates on it than tumsun when this game isnt coming out for 3 years?Things seem to have changed, we have more ppl here now... more ppl = more useless updates... it's going to be a fun three years at least :)
Of course, Cyclone thinks he is King Shit around here, but he isn't... Oliver tried to assasinate me, and has failed thus far... feel free to try though :)
I was going to attempt to make a funny counter image, but then I remembered that the last time I tried to make a funny image it was lame. Humor and me don't mix :(
With Eric gone, we don't have to update anymore... hope he doesnt read that though :)
I double posted on our message board = a lame thing to do. [link] Don't worry, we're not going to neglect tumsun, you actually think that we put more than 2 minutes into these updates? :)
I didn't get that game report done, sorry Oliver :(
Hehe... Yeah, guess that means we keep the same button for a while too...
Lastly and sadly I'm leaving for a week to go on a cruise. We're chartering this kick ass 42 boat and ummm...err...driving around. Don't cry you still will be entertained by my trick pulling l337 whores =) With that I bid you goodbye.
Oh yeah, and Cyclone... I don't care if you have the same title as me, I own you... I was here first! ;)
Ahywho, sorry that I havn't been updating lately, but with Tumsun, Dawsons Creek, school and the fact that Nach Bridges is back (10:30 Thursday nights Channel 7 baby :) I've been too busy :)
I've been at school for weeks now, so you shouldn't be complaining that mucn, the battle report will be done one day, I was going to do it today but I went out for too long :(
Can you fire me though? If I'm a webmaster too?
Linking here from Tumsun gets two thumbs down from me :( Now all these newbies are coming, someone called cookie man or whatever has posted in our message board too :(
Talking about message boards, I'm starting to get an understanding of content. So what content is, is a place where we get people to do work for us without getting much/little credit at all?
Each paragraph is meant to be a number of sentances long, rather than only one of two short sentances. But it kinda matches the all-round lack of grammer skills I have already.
You're also not supposed to write one sentance paragraph's.
Looks like TTM havn't learnt their role yet. TTM does not own TTR. Finally, at least TTN have woken up to the fact that we own them. "There (or is it their oliver? :) site name is TT Revolution and they are a very nice."
Till next time. site.
No matter, I can still find time to obliterate this site... =)
On the domestic side, sorry for the lack of news, simply, there isn't any. Also sorry for the lack of content, chatroom, or message board. I'm in Boston and can't FTP stuff but I should be home tonight. Upon my return I'm going to *try* to set all that good stuff up.
Anyway, time to laugh at those not as good as ourselves :) The d0pe's over at TTM have got a message board (when are we getting one?) so you all know what to do. Go over there and flood it full of sh!t :) If that's not your thing feel free to contribute in the indepth discussion about life which I started over there.
Ok, I've had my fun now... time for that medication...
Damn, no I didn't notice that bout the counter... damn feds are still after me. Just to repay them I used Winnuke on the FBI's site, portphucked them and then sent them a mailbomb using my ISP's account which I'm sure they won't be able to trace. I'm becoming such a good hax0r lately that I can even hax0r my body.
Yeah, I never wan't to play Stormy again cause he'll own me... I suck at TA:K and games in general so when I've got a 1-0 record why stop? Don't tell Oliver but this time that I play him I'll make him host it so that he has to give me his IP. If it looks like he's about to own me I'll nuke him and say that he d/c'ed giving me the win. What a great plan huh? No-wonder i'm the p1mp :)
View source Warmaker.com and then look at the code on the sidebar... you'll notice that there's already a lamer of the week section there... I just havn't got it really going yet :) Warmaker.com needs more hits, I mean lately I've resorted to posting covers of books about masturbation that you wrote while you were in Boston. It would help if I/we updated there a little bit more, but that should be fixed when Oliver sets up a l337 updating script :)
The report is coming... it's just the game was such an anti-climax, here we were going, you about to own me unless I got my economy going again and then you just commit suicide. Dunno when the game will get done... I've been so busy lately... I mean I've missed three straight episodes of Home and Away :( I couldn't get it done yesterday cause that was a work on assignments night, and then watch Buffy, then today was the all sacred Dawsons Creek and Party of Five double, plus I worked on Tumsun and tomorrow I'm going to be busy too :( If you're really luck I might do it on Thursday if I have the time, otherwise I will do it on the weekend. God I'm lazy :(
I'm up for a rematch though... this weekend looks good :)
AHHH!!! Oh... EA-Central hosts us, huh?... erhm... nevermind then... ;)
Hey, I think this is foul play, Webmaster of the ENEMY is Vice-Webmaster of our mum site? On guard! We revolting and takin' over TTM! Heh... our name is TT Revolution, ain't it? =)
Yeah I don't know why our whore, TTN, hasn't posted our button. I mean it would signify that he is the most l337 of all the whores out there. What is this thing you call "content" Mike? Well we errmmm are uhhh working on it, but the damn java applet doesn't work *looks around for oliver*.
Who wants TT news when you can read our conversations and laugh at our l337 hax0r talk. Maybe, we could be the first TT site to offer pr0n, yeah then we would totally rule the world. Yeah Mike you happen to be a specialist on pr0n so I'll let you do that "content" or whatever these rebels are calling it.
Mike just to clear things up and restore faith in the mighty TTR, TTM doesn't have the 3,768 or whatever just a dummy counter. I thought, being the p33red hax0r you are you would notice that. I bet the CIA is blocking the screen off through your ie 2.5 or whatever =)
I'm noticing a trend, Mike plays someone (stormy) beats them the first time, posts pictures about it, then doesn't play them again.
Man I told you I would hax0r into westwood and get you guys TD 95 then we could play =)
Yeah sadly m1ke (you like that huh?) you do own by bones at pimping skillz, you did start the tumsun pr0n ring while I was just a dope slinging monkey managing our whores.
I think the next section over at tumsun should be a lamer of the week. We would list the lame offences, have a poll next to it so the "jury" could vote. Yeah that sounds cool let's do it man, should go nicely with the new pr0n section =)
Heh, when TS is out, we gonna have a 2v2 staff tourney =) Americans vs. you punks (heh, so Eric's on my side =) I'm gonna use my secret strategy of marching all my harvesters up into your base and let you slaughter then while I bring in about 3 minigunner guys as distraction to the north part of your base and send in about 5000000 engineers from the south to take over your power plant and then to repair it a couple million times. Damn, I just gave it away, didn't I? ;)
Oh, Cyb's online... I'll get the script from him....
So while sitting here I got in the p1mp mobile and traveled around all the TT sites to see what was happening, and sadly it's not a pretty picture. It appears that the webmaster's of other TT sites believe that they don't have to update daily to have a good TT site, instead they place emphasis on news thatís actually related to TT, and they also seem to have this thing called "content" on their site. They obviously don't know how to run a site properly...
It appears that the first site on my hit lisÖ erÖ that I visited was TTN. They have a poll asking if you like their layout? Of course you don't *does jedi hand wave* And you know why you don't? No, it has nothing to do with the fact that it doesn't look nice, all it's got to do with is the fact that they donít have one link to this site, showing obvious disrespect to the fact that their site is one of our whores.
The l337 hax0r zer0 has recently updated his site TTC. He too doesn't link to us, so simply donít visit them. Talking about l337 hax0rs, TTM havenít updated since practically forever, however at least they show some respect and link to us. They have enough hits already so there's no need to visit them either.
Time to watch Buffy now...
As an added incentive when you first login go to the pr0n directory before the public_html directory. Feel free to upload Win2k there too :)
I don't want a rematch cause you'll own me. You we're owning me last game, which means you'll own me even more this time :( I've only played as Aramon as they're the good and honorable guys, allot like myself I hasten to add :)
Eric... you'll own me at TD too. I suck at games, thatís why Iím a Webmaster, not a player :) I've also only got the Dos version of TD so it looks like there's no chance that we can play. What a shame :) You'll own me in TS, you'll own me in Renegade (I'll be a low ping basterd by then too :) and you'll own me in TT. I'll still own you when it comes to p1mping skillz though, and thatís where it really counts.
Dang it, I want a rematch =) Hey, you know what? I've never played as Aramon... Veruna sux bad... unless if more than half of the map is water.. hehe...
We should rename this site: "TumSun Staff - Crap Board"...
My friend has my TD CD... actually, now that I think about it, I think I traded it to him for TA or something.. hehe... (I have DOS TD though! hahah...) erhm... I'll play a RA game with someone, but I lost my AM CD... hehe...
Yeah I think we should have an updating script. Then people would ph33r us =)
I think both you guys should get TD and I'll own both your asses =) I'll try hax0ring into the westwood site with aol 1.5 and show my l337ness by steeling a few copies of TD for you guys.
TumSun is back up (kinda) so you shouldn't even be here, you should be looking at the news-updating script and updating stuff, unless your name is Oliver that is... then you should be setting up CGI :)
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Wanna have a go at setting up a news updating script at war.com? That would be sweet, if you do just say and I'll post all the FTP info here... we are afterall the only people who visit this page. Actually, what i'll do is make a zip file, which has a text file in it with all my passwords for ICQ, Email and CNCboard for you to have. I'll then place it in a directory with no index file :) (if you didn't get that, then chances are you wern't meant to :)
Bout the TA:K game, you should have owned me bad :( I was owning you at the start and then my economy was phucked for middle game so all your dragon thingy's raped my base :( Of course the WM Gods we're smiling upon me yesterday, and they must have hax0red into your keyboard and made you hit the wrong key, like they hax0red into my hand when I was trying to vote in the poll.
Heh, looks like you may need some help at War.com, seeing that you are going to start putting up some scripts, eh Warmaker? =)
Heh, I'll kill ya next time in TA:K... dang it, can't believe I accidently sent in #1 (my monarch) instead of #2 (my annoying army of dragon flies =)! doh! heh... and your hAx0r language is freaking annoying me =P
You're right, no loving for war.com has come from me cause I don't have an updating script there yet... there will be "soon" though. Of course, it was coming "soon" before you went on holidays. I'll update it tonight I think.
You know my mouse skillz are l337 man. I've got a neat0 elit0 mousing combination, a 3M Precise Mouseing Surface with a Logitech Mouseman + so just looking at that you know that I'm l337. What really happened was that I was trying to hack into the FBI site with Internet Explorer 3 and Winnuke 95 but somehow the Fed's got past my Nuke Nabber and controlled my mouse, so thatís why it happened. I'll try hax0ring them tonight to get some revenge.
Here's a thought, Warmaker has updated almost daily here but hasn't updated at war.com for like a week or more. Hmmm my guess is he's to damn lazy to manually update it, here at TTR being the p1mps we are have installed a l337 updating script. That's why you are so often blessed with The Warmaker Writing Styleô (TWWS).
Yeah definitely, THEY are our whores =)
Another thing Warmaker your mouse skillz must be pretty l337 to miss About time and click who cares, I mean damn that's bad man, they're like a half inch away...you have a seisure or something? your mom walk in on you? you get hAx0red?
I definately prefer your slogan thingy for the site. Furthermore, if we're the p1mps of the TT world, does that not make the rest of the community our whores? This is getting better day by day.
Yeah that does have a good ring but I was thinking more along the lines of, "TTR the site that p1mps the Tiberian Twilight world" yeah that's definitely it.
As to the poll it screwed up so I put a new one in, basically "Earth" kicked @$$ (or arse whichever you prefer =)
As you're no doubt aware, Tiberian Sun has gone Gold at long last, making us the most popular site for Westwood's next RTS game based on the C&C Universe. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Finally, we have a new poll up, I don't know which was the most popular response to our last one, but I'm sure Kane41 can let you know if you need to know. This month's asks "What was your reaction to TS going gold?" Kick ass (the word is arse :) is winning with an entire 2 votes with Awesome on one vote. Due to my l337 mouse skillz Who Cares also has a vote, when I meant to choose About Time. The Poll is to your right.
Have a nice day!
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